Niehaus For President

IF I LIVE to see 35 and I'm gonna need your VOTE.



FUCK THE REPUBLICANS
FUCK THE DEMOCRATS

This calls for the formation of a new political party, the WORLD PARTY.



Earth is a RAVE and I"M DOWN to SAVE.



I BLOW smoke in the face of QUESTIONED AUTHORITY

Every COP is a CRIMINAL and POLITICIONS are CROOKS. NIXON was NOT.



LAWS are STUPID. All they do is separate one group of PEOPLE from other groups of PEOPLE. No matter what the LAW is there's always going to be PEOPLE who OBEY THE LAW and those who FUCK THE LAW. I fgure the ODDS are 50-50.



I'm setting this WOODEN SHIP to a COURSE UNREAD.




We're all gonna ROCK to the RULES that I BREAK.

I"M gonna be ELECTED

I've got about thirteen years to plan for this. I think I'll do JUST FINE.



I AM FOR REAL. Namaste.



WORLD PEACE is on THE WAY

 

wow, you'll never get elected with that outlook on politics. Nixon was a crook, no matter what you say, he was also scyzo. Laws are not stupid, they make our style of living possible, if there were no law then you would have crack heads running around killing and robbing peope for money and drugs, and htat sno good. not every cop is a criminal, and if you belive that then you are ignorant and stupid, most cops just want to help people. and you say politicians are crooks and nixon wasnt, Dumbass, Nixon was a politicain. i hope you dont live to see 35, cuz your a fucking dumb shit.

 

Welcome to the JUNGLE. Of couse Nixon was a crook, he was the President you know.

 

You got my vote. All laws do is protect our consumerist and self-centered society. Let's spice shit up.

 

What exists now is an unspoken code of chivalry. I'm a Jedi Knight you know.

 

well with views like that when you are elected you in fact sir, will be a CROOK

 

i always vote for jedi knights

 

Don't make me call you a "walking waste of oxygen".

 

our country is being run by a dumbass y not anther one. u got my vote

 

At least I'm a dumbass who CARES.

 

Vote for me in 2020, I believe the problem can be solved with better schools.

 

Mike I'm glad you are back.

 

Me too, man. Glad to see you around. I'm DEAD SERIOUS about running for president, I predict SUCCESS. I am a prophet, I've been having visions all my life.

Niehaus.

 

This is true enough. I'm gonna change the whole system around. I'm going for a true democracy with no president, a government run by and for the people.

We hold THESE TRUTHS to be SELF-EVIDENT.

 

I've got a BA in political science and good connections with some prominent professional campaigners...I'm in. Shouldn't we start in congress?

 

Nothing to it but to DO IT. I don't think it's required that we start in congress, I'm going straight to THE TOP.

 

what the fuck am I supposed to do for the next decade until we start campaigning?

Go on phish tour?

 

All will come IN TIME.

 

i've come to believe that no one in our age group/generation is EVER going to be able to become president (read: impossible) thanks to the internet/myspace/facebook/THE FUCKING STONERS LOUNGE

that is all