went to an awesome birthday party for my daughter's classmate.

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by mamaKCita, Jun 7, 2008.

  1. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    i didn't make the BEST joice of swimwear for the pool party, considering that the family are muslim. i stayed out of the picture range, though, since whenever i was around the little ones they stopped filming and taking photos. never a problem, though. i really enjoy that family, but i forget things sometimes. oh well, it was HUGE FUN. i'm exhausted. nothing wears you out quite like chasing a score of samll children around a pool while their mothers (who didn't bring swim suits, how convenient) sat and chit chatted on the sidelines.

    there was a couple in the hot tub who literally thought i had five or six kids. they all came to me. i felt like mother goose in a sexy halter bikini.

    you may be wondering why i'm posting this here. well, it's because it's slow over here. what, is everyone out enjoying festivals and gatherings and such? what sort of dedication is that to your forum? pfft.
     
  2. Quoth the Raven

    Quoth the Raven RaveIan

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    haha, it's that time of year.. tomorrow will be a flood of "X festival was SOO GREAT" posts but for now everyone's out partying.. except for me, my bastard hip let me down and cut my day short :(
     
  3. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    You're in the wrong place then, the BastardHipForums are just down the hall and to the left. :D
     
  4. Quoth the Raven

    Quoth the Raven RaveIan

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    Bahaha.. just the Bastard forums will do me..
     
  5. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    i painted my toenails and fingernails an aggressively rude shade of red. we also ate elk sloppy joes for dinner.
     
  6. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    :drool5:
     
  7. L.A.Matthews

    L.A.Matthews Senior Member

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    Why did they stop filming when you were in the shot?:confused:
     
  8. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    devout, practicing muslims. probably didn't want all that skin in their child's birthday shots. can't really blame them. but if your boobs are big enough, nothing short of a muumuu wll cover them. they were cool, though.
     
  9. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    i haven't bought a bikini in twenty years. i'm actually a pretty modest dresser. i felt so exposed, but most of the women there were showing more skin than i was, i just have more up top to show. *shrugs*

    it was really sweet, this one lady had her baby with her, and he was STARVING. and whenever he'd get within a foot of a pair of big boobs, he'd make this "ACH! aCH!" shrieky sort of noise and kick like crazy, reaching for the boobs. we couldn't help but laugh our butts off over it.

    but she was afriad to feed her baby right there at the party. she got over it eventually, though.
     
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