National Day of Slayer - June 6

Discussion in 'Heavy Metal' started by Conservationist, Jun 5, 2008.

  1. Conservationist

    Conservationist Member

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    June 6 is a perfect day for Hessians across the country to come together and engage in something upon which we can all agree - listening to Slayer! Also, do you really want those evangelical Neo-Cons to have all the fun with their "National Day of Prayer"? Enjoy a "National Day of Slayer" instead:

    National Day of Slayer

    * Listen to Slayer at full blast in your car.
    * Listen to Slayer at full blast in your home.
    * Listen to Slayer at full blast at your place of employment.
    * Listen to Slayer at full blast in any public place you prefer.

    Download Slayer's 1986 Demo with songs from "Reign in Blood"

    Then you can take that participation to a problematic level

    * Stage a "Slay-out." Don't go to work. Listen to Slayer.
    * Spray paint Slayer logos on churches, synagogues, or cemeteries.
    * Play Slayer covers with your own band (since 99% of your riffs are stolen from Slayer anyway).
    * Kill the neighbor's dog and blame it on Slayer.

    National Day of Slayer

    Sponsored by:
    The Hessian Studies Center and
    The Dark Legions Archive
     
  2. Shredda_King

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  3. Metallideth

    Metallideth Sir

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    To Slayers credit, its a wicked riff.
     
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