getting punched in the eye and other shitty things that happened today

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  1. stratface

    stratface Member

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    this afternoon, around 3, me and a bud went to the house of a dude to pick p herb. me and him didn't get along, but he and my bud did, so i thought it would be all right. then, shortly after we got the sack, this dude who tried to start shit with me like 6 months ago comes out of the house and sucker punches me in the fucking eye. a fifteen-second brawl ensues, and we end up beating on each other on the ground after i pulled him off the porch. my bud jumped in and choked the dude (he's much bigger than me). but, i ended up with an eye like this.


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    I then went to my friend's house, whose parents weren't home. we smoked up a few bowls, and then at like 8:50 some lady showed up. I think it was his aunt. She brought me home, and now, oh damn, here I am.

    That's what i did today.
     
  2. TheShow

    TheShow Senior Member

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    That's an intense battle...15 seconds
     
  3. tree_huggin_veg

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    sucks man. But you will survive.

    hahaha - your right, theshow... intense battle... 15 seconds... haha
     
  4. young_hippy_4:20

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    HHHHAAAAAAAHHAAAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAA!!! HAHA.....
     
  5. young_hippy_4:20

    young_hippy_4:20 Member

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    ive seen a cat fight lasted TWO minutes before
     
  6. stratface

    stratface Member

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    ^the fight wasn't over after 15 seconds, 15 seconds was how long it took for us to fall off the porch. we kept fighting on the ground.
     
  7. TheShow

    TheShow Senior Member

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    a brawl generally constitutes the entirety of the actual physical fight.

    but I have no sympathy for you. You knew the dude was not chill with you
     
  8. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    That sucks dude. It could've been worse, but it still sucks.
     
  9. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    like i have said before.. you should change your name to "stupidface"
     
  10. stratface

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    it was a different dude who i din't even know who was at the house, not the dude who lived there. sorry if that wasn't clear.
     
  11. TheShow

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    In honor of all the talk about a pending phish reunion.... is it really the second coming brah? Time to go on phish tour and sell some bunk molly to all those fuckin custies....

    I am playing this song 1995-11-09 A little classic PYITE!!!

    I come from the land where the oceans freeze
    Spent three long months on the open seas
    Paddled 'til it seemed I could take no more
    When my ship hit ground on Prussia's shores

    How was I to know that day
    That the winds had swept me Wilson's way
    'Cause soon towards me from the East
    Came Wilson and his men on multi-beasts

    Well it seems he didn't like my face
    And I quickly learned that Prussia was an evil place
    They tied me to a chair with a giant clip
    And held a piece of paper to my tender nip(ple)

    Then they tossed the chair in a tiny shack
    And told me not to worry 'cause they'd soon be back
    But I loosened up the binds where my hands were lashed
    And ran towards the cove where my boat was stashed

    Singing "Oh Wilson, someday I'll kill you 'til you die
    Oh Wilson, Punch you in the Eye"
    When Wilson knew that I was loose
    I'd surely be subjected to some real abuse
    Maybe end up hanging from the nearest tree
    So angrily I paddled to the open sea

    But the sea was eager to beat me back
    And the waves grew huge and deadly black
    And the gray clouds rumbled over my head
    And I feared in my heart that I'd soon be dead

    [Solo over "Landlady" changes]

    When the morning came and the storm had passed
    And the dismal fog began at last
    To open up before my eyes
    And there I saw to my surprise

    Chains and specks of islands curved
    Where palm trees dipped and seagulls swerved
    And I parked my kayak on a stone
    And yelled across the ocean to his evil throne

    I said "Oh Wilson, someday I'll kill you 'til you die
    Oh Wilson, Punch you in the Eye
    Wilson, kill you 'til you die
    Oh Wilson, Punch you in the Eye"
     
  12. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    So the guy you didn't get along with was the one who choked the dude? If so, even if you don't really get along with the dude, at least he had your back when you needed him.
     
  13. Subliminal89

    Subliminal89 A Tokémon Master

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    getting sucker punched is not cool. usually the guy who initiated the fight is a pussy and doesnt know what he's doing. just copying stupid shit he sees on tv..
     
  14. stratface

    stratface Member

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    ^no, the dude who had my back was my bud who brought me there.
     
  15. stratface

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    yeah, i would have kicked his ass in a fair fight, he just got me in the eye when i wasn't looking.
     
  16. skullkidnate

    skullkidnate ナサニエル

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    Haha, this is a fucked up eye:

    [​IMG]
     
  17. stratface

    stratface Member

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    ^i remember when that happened to you man.

    similar things happened to us.
     
  18. newradicalface

    newradicalface Banned

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    Yeah dude that eye was sick. Too bad Corey didn't snap a pic before he cleaned all the blood off my face lol.
     
  19. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    hahahaha damn dude. I'm guessing that happened in a tournament? Assuming that's a pic of you(Nate).
     
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