Okay, I didn't know where else to put this, didn't want it in my main thread, and it may be a little plagerized but haven't you ever just wanted to make fun of something when you were bored? Well I do, and I came up with this, a spin off of Star Wars. I would have done 5 and 6 as well but don't have the beginnings to those at the moment, but if this is funny to you, maybe I will finish it. A bad smell ago from a hole far, far away... FART WARS Episode I The Phantom Fart Smells have erupted inside the pharmaceutical companies. The prescriptions to gas routes of outlying fart clouds is in dispute. Hoping to resove the matter with a blockade of gas masks, the greedy corporate offices have stopped all production of aerosol spray's to the small planet of Poopoo. While the congress for the people endlessly debates this alarming smell of events, the Supreme Squeezer has secretly dispatched two Sweet Knights, the guardians of virus free and fresh air in the galaxy, to settle the smell... Episode II Attack of the Bowels There is unrest in the intestines of the senate. Several thousand gaseous systems have declared their intentions to leave the people. This separatist movement, under the leadership of the mysterious Count Darkpu, has made it diffficult for the limited number of Sweet Knights to maintain viruses and fresh air in the galaxy. Senator Diarea, the former Queen of Poopoo, is returning to the problems of the intestines of the senate to vote on the critical issue of creating an ARMY OF ASSHOLES to assist the overwhelmed Sweets... Episode III Revenge of the Stomach Shit! The interiors are crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Crap Lord, Count Darkpu. There are toilets on both sides. Odor is everywhere. In a stunning move, the fiendish wet fart leader, General Ingrief, has swept into the people's capital and kidnapped Squeezer Palpitate, leader of the Intestinal Fortitude. As the separatist Fart Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Sweet Knights lead a desperate Pepto Bismol run to save the insides of Squeezer... Episode IV A New Fart It is a period of uncivil shit. Rebel stinkships, cleaning from a hidden hole, have won their first victory against the odor making terrorists. During a gurgle, rebel spies managed to steal secret cleaning agents for the terrorists ultimate weapon, the Death Smell, an armored butthole with enough stench to pass out an entire planet. Pursued by the terrorists sinister smell agents, Princess Queefa races home aboard her stinkship, custodian of the stolen smell plans that can save her people and restore fresh air to the galaxy...
