Would I be a LOSER if...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by pushit, Jun 5, 2008.

  1. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    Dude you are so not a loser because you're a virgin. When I was your age I was at home with one of the hottest girls in school, we smoked up so much I couldn't spell "bong" and were drinking piss warm beer. Out of nowhere, she takes off her top, starts playing with her nipples and asks if I like her breasts.

    I nodded and went to get another beer. When I came back she was gone.

    I'm a loser. You're just young.
     
  2. Minibyte

    Minibyte Member

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    Just as long as you enjoy the night ,nothing else matters
     
  3. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Hahaha, zoomie you rule...


    Pushit, just go have some fun and not worry if you are a loser or not or anything for that matter... Just go be young and have fun...
     
  4. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    I wonder how things worked out?
     
  5. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    Well...uhmm, so long as the cops don't barge in and sodomize you with their clubs, you're my hero.

    P.S. Try just touching them. That's all. Be touchy.
     
  6. Oneness

    Oneness Dead

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    Dont try too hard girls can sense it
     
  7. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    oneness: true
    prax: {SO true.
     
  8. Oneness

    Oneness Dead

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    Theyre like haha you want some but you know you arent going to get any..

    You just have to get some.
     
  9. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    I stopped seeing a guy for nearly explicitly that reason. Kissed with too much technique and planning.
     
  10. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    haha, I can imagine that



    just allow things to happen to you is my advice to the original youngster
     
  11. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    That's picky. :)
     

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