Hi, I'm a Christian

Ask me anything you want to know.

 

lol

 

do you know, the muffin man?

 

No I'm friends with the ginger bread man and he would have my nuts frosted if he saw me hanging around with that guy.

 

Well then,

Did you know I ate your friend?

 

Your the pig. You see that, I just slobbered all over you.

 

are the super friends really super...or are they super?

 

Lets just say they can defeat vampires AND enjoy male discos.

 

merde, ou sont mes cigarettes?

 

How can I build an interstellar spacecraft for less then $200?

 

why are teenagers so horny if they aren't supposed to have sex before marriage?

 

elles sont dans ma poche.

 

how did Dostoevsky feel facing the firing squad during his mock execution?

 

ben alors.

 

people didn't always marry so late in life

 

why didn't almighty god adapt to modern times?

 

Ok you guys have flooded me with work I'll answer as best I can.

1- Le temps que je rentre il est trop tard.

2- Travelling space is not a good idea, you will disrupt heaven on your way up there.

3- It is temptation laid out by the media jews/devil.

 

Why do people say "irregardless", when it is not even a word?

BTW. Christians scare me.

 

Why am I a christian ? Noone ever asked me if I wanted to be one =[

 

how will i die?