time travel

I wouldn't introduce myself as my future self to my grandparents. I'd just creep in their bushes and shit and watch them walking around and living as younger versions of the people I know!

 

stalk your grandparents. lol

 

Id go to the nursery as I was born and just hang around non-chalantly but make sure my parents saw me. Then I would come back and they would get this wierd deja vu feeling everytime they saw me and get the heeby jeebies.

 

^ walk by them and be like is that your son, "yea" strick up a convo and tell them he looks like a (your name) and then go back and ask how you got named.

 

That would be even wierder because I was already named before I popped out. If I was a girl I was gonna be a Sarah and if I was a boy I was gonna be an Eric. As it turns out I'm an Eric today lol.

 

I would go to woodstock. 69 and 99

 

dude you parents would be like, its the secong jesus. lol

 

As a second thought I would also like to go back to the time my parents were having the intercourse that I came from and slap my daddy on the ass!

 

^ WTF lol

anyway again i would go back to the dinosaurs and fucken take an egg hatch it out in present and then be fucken rich and buy all the weed in the world,and let all the homies wrap a gigantic blunt and we all smoke that shit!!!! yeah


and i would go back to adam and eve and kick her in the ovaries

 

Yeah, I hate that bitch. Fuckin' things up for us guys.

 

I would go back to the 1970's and listen to "new" Rock n' Roll songs and go see every band in concert that I can't see today for various reasons.

 

everyone wants to go back in time -.-? didn't u guys see futurama i would go to the year 3000 and have a blast.

 

I would go way into the future when and live in space. I love the universe its just immense.

 

x2

 

the only thing about the futrue, you dont know what happened and you wouldnt know as much as everyone else, and you wouldn't have as much mony as everone else
go back in time, bet on sports and make mad money

 

I'd visit myself as like 1 or 2 year old. And see all my deep rooted memories like they actually are

 

ight should i take him quickly or slowly but painfully

 

fuckin shoot his knee caps first and then tell him why and then just cap him in the head

 

And scream "RAWR POT DOESN'T MAKE YOU GO CRAZY!!!"

 

man you have no idea how much i'd like to do that... i mean seriously.