The "perfect"guy?

Discussion in 'Lesbian, Gay, Bi, Trans, etc.' started by treyola, Jan 6, 2006.

  1. treyola

    treyola Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    For me,he'd be 5'6"-5'9",maybe 120-160lbs,6-7"cock,and versatile in bed.Mostly straight acting,and into the same music(Phish,Dead,jambands,classic rock),love camping,and road trips.Into a one on one relationship,but a somewhat open situation could be possible.Likes to party a bit,but not go overboard.Age isn't important,like 18-45,i guess.Long hair is cool,and no drama queens.What about you guys?
     
  2. Jorma's Branches

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    Perfect guy: submissive; 5'6"ish; leightweight; androgynous but feminine; likes shrooms, weed, peyote (the good stuff); dreads (not necessary); brownish hair; politically knowledgeable; active; quiet; attached; age isn't important, neither is most of the stuff I posted. I'd do most guys.

    Perfect girl: quiet; feminist; 5'6"ish; petite; long hair; reminiscient of janis; musically involved; politically active; dominant in sex; bisexual; not high maintainence; likes to get high or trip.
     
  3. hipunk

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    Gay, Over 6', runners build, over 7", Top/Versatile, No women's clothes fetish, but feminine can be damn sexy when it's who you are, thrives on a very wide range of music (except No C & W), Loves art and appreciates a nice living space, Into a one on one relationship. Likes to party a bit, without going overboard. Age 25-45. Long hair is cool, blond hair is cooler, blue eyes are coolest. Night owl, Laid-back (easy going), light hearted, left politics, affectionate, romantic, intelligent. Works in a trade, like jewelry or cabinetry.

    The "prefect" guy that we can put down on paper doesn't exist, I know that. But sometimes when you have a list you can use it to help you define the "type" of person you can have a lasting relationship with. I'd be thrilled to be with a man who matched only half of the things on my list.
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  4. mushie18

    mushie18 Intergalactic

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    I don't really have one..Just someone I'm attracted to, and enjoy being around.
     
  5. SageDreamer

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    Perfect would be great, but most of this is negotiable.

    Height? I'm 5'5", so keep it within a few inches of that. Weight? Keep it proporationate, but a little bit of muscle is nice...particularly if it's the kind swimmers and tennis players have.

    "Size" isn't an issue. Clean is not negotiable. I hate to say "straight-acting," so let's just say non-stereotypical and not flamboyant.

    Relationship? One-on-one only, no "open relationships," and that's not negotiable.

    Warmth, intelligence and a willing to cuddle are musts. He should also get along with my friends and family or be able to "make nice" when needed. Politically liberal. Able to go from mild to wild as the situation requires.

    Age? Must be legal, preferably within a few years of my own.

    Hair? Yes. Drama? No!
     
  6. KewlDewd66

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    'Perfect' would be too difficult to deal with. And a mirage stays being a mirage.

    Knowing your limits/preferences is more important.

    Mid-20s, smart, classy, bttm, safe, in-shape, reliable, a guy with zest for good life.

    The rest is open for debate and discussion.

    So, yeah, I have a few parameters but the fewer you have, the better it gets...

    KD
     
  7. txbarefooter

    txbarefooter Senior Member

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    my ideal guy; a top, 5'6" - 6'1" weight propor/light, takes care of himself, as Sage said Clean is not negotiable and not talking showers here, and not flamboyant (now swishing), gotta like roller coasters and not turn the nose up at SciFi.

    oh, yeah .. must like all types of food, chinese, vietnamese, cajun, and of course steak and potato. anything else we can work on.
     
  8. free_byrd

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    Perfect Guy:

    5'5"-6'0"
    Skinny femine body type with little nipples:p
    long wavy golden brown or blonde hair
    big eyes of any color
    little body hair
    has to be a hippie of course
    must love Bright Eyes
    cat person
    monogomous
    pot smoker

    nuff said
     
  9. Closet Kid

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    Cheery, Bout 6'2" in height. Short Dark hair handsome. Funny, positive attitude good in bed, sweet 13-15.
     
  10. amp7325

    amp7325 Visitor

    -Height doesn't really matter, just not too extreme.
    -Hair doesn't matter too much, just as long as it's not too too long, or too too crazy.
    -Weight = proportionate, but I don't mind some chub at all.
    -Nice, kind eyes
    -Clean and takes care of himself
    -Not too much body hair
    -Must enjoy music, and must respect my love for jazz
    -Must show respect for things in general
    -Not the stereotypical, feminine gay guy. Just a regular guy who doesn't draw too much attention.
    -Intelligent and clever
    -HOTTTTTT :p

    But the world isn't perfect and people aren't perfect, so I'm not expecting any exact matches. :p
     
  11. SageDreamer

    SageDreamer Senior Member

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    I think the moral of the story is not to look for tailor-made in an off-the-rack world.
     
  12. bj_Eric

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    warm, calm, treats me nicely.
    not so bad looking
     
  13. whereami

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    Skinny,older,hairless 9"+ cut cock,shaven,trimmed, clean. I don't care about the rest.
     
  14. Dominico

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    OO mines since i'm 5'10 hes has to be 6'4 and taller with facial hair,rough hands, big calf's, with hairy legs and has to have a nice personality also i want him to have a larger nose, and have an haircut omg that would be my perfect guy :)
     
  15. *Andy*

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    Dude...You're the biggest thread necrophiliac around o_O This thread has been dead for over 2 years and you're digging it up? Srsly, wtf?

    Anyway, as for my my perfect guy...Looks-wise: Chubby, or fat (I don't mind really), hairy - not too hairy, but fairly so. Again - I don't really mind if he isn't hairy though, but I'm pretty shallow when it comes to weight :S Uh...Height? Eh, I don't mind, but I prefer guys shorter than myself. Dark, short hair and a beard also do it for me. As for personality - a kind, caring, sincere and intelligent person. :D
     
  16. Electric boy

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    My perfect guy - the guy at my school who i have a crush on L***** (sorry telling his name publicklie would be out of order).


    Anyway - shorter then me
    _ wavey brown hair
    - blue / green eyes (amazing)
    - intelligent + funny
    - decent guy to hang out with.

    You get the picture - amazing (thats what i think any way).
     
  17. lostdazedintime

    lostdazedintime Fucked in the head

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    hmmmmm perfect man...

    same height 6'4"

    white or asian/american

    macho muscle man that likes to wear tight jeans and western shirts with the sleeves cut off. perfect man will be able to do single arm pushups while my skinny twink ass rides on his back.

    perfect man will have a rainbow tatoo'd on his ass

    perfect man will have backne

    perfect man will like going to antique fairs and flee markets.

    perfect man is a deadhead

    perfect man is versatile in bed, extremely safe sex concious but in truth scared to admit he gets off the most to cuddling

    perfect man knows how to cook

    perfect man can mix a good martini

    perfect man has healing hands that make my back pain go away

    perfect man is relationship concious, wants, and is willing to work for one that doesn't end.

    list goes on.
     
  18. Shale

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    I too have a wide range from Twinks to Bears, but let me construct my perfect physical turnon guy.

    Age - young, Let's say 18 for legal reasons, early 20s fine.
    Body - slim, muscular but not overbuilt, just the hard growing muscles of teen boys with rounded pecs and a tight bubble butt. No extra fat.
    Face - cute boy but not too fem. A little beginning beard is OK.
    Hair - any color. Thick on the head, none on chest, thick shiny pubic bush and moist curls in armpits.
    Skin - tan to chocolate brown, supple and youthful. (Zits OK, it sorta comes with the young and tho a bain, we old farts can actually see a beauty in it)
    Feet - high arch with toes aligned in a curve, and rounded like little suckable berries. Slight foot odor appreciated but don't knock me out.
    Crotch - Uncut cock with loose retractable skin that I can slide back and sniff the slightest hint of smegma behind his head. Not a huge cock but thick with a well shaped/proportioned head. Anus small little pucker with grooves emanating from the hole with no hemorrhoids showing. Must have active ani glands.
    Habits - Non Smoker. Does not wear perfume of any kind, especially does not use deodorant in pits (I hate licking aluminum chlorhydrate). Does not bathe right before getting intimate so I may smell and taste all his natural body.
    Perversions - Must like dirty old men who will want to touch, sniff and lick their bod EVERYWHERE.
     
  19. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    The perfect Guy?

    For me, just has to be Gay really

    And not too fat, by that I dont mean chubbs, some of them can be dead sexy, just when you start talking about rolls apon rolls, no thanks
     

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