Consequences of getting caught masturbating in semi-public?

I live in a house with a few other people and my "bedroom" is a loft above the living room so I don't have a lot of privacy to masturbate. On my way to school I will usually park somewhere secluded and jack off in my car. I take extra care to park where the chances of getting caught are slim but what could happen if someone saw me and called the police?

 

Depends where exactly you live and what the people are like. But most probably no one will call the police for something like that.

 

Yeah, I doubt anyone would call the cops on you, unless it was some mother with her children or some whacked shit like that. Honestly, I doubt you'd have any trouble unless a cop walked by your car and took the time to look and see what you were doing.

 

y dont you just do it in the bathroom?

 

Which reminds me of something I've never understood: why is it that if you get caught by the police having sex with a girlfriend in the car, they will think it's funny and strongly suggest you go some place else for that (it happened to me and my girlfriend a long time ago), but if you're caught masturbating in the car... you become a pervert! Someone please explain...

 

Puritanism.The prejudice against masturbation runs deeper than for other sexuality (except two men getting it on).

There was fanatical oppression of Onanism, or "self-abuse" in the 19th and 20th centuries and it still lingers in much of American society even tho it is now known that almost all men (and most women) do it.

I would also suggest Steve not to whack off in his car. Do it at home in the bathroom. The risk of getting caught by cops carries lifelong consequences that go beyond a little embarrassment getting caught at home.

If that hypothetical mother and kid are involved you become a sexual predator and are ostracised FOR LIFE. What could have been a comic moment of embarrassment in sex-positive cultures, has become a fanatical witch hunt in most of the US.

 

The thing is that Onanism has always been totally misinterpretted. It has never has anything to do with masturbation whatsoever.

By ancient Hebrew law, if a married man was to die without issue, then it was the duty of his brother to inseminate his widow, something which he chose not to do.

"And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother’s wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother."
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The wording of which clearly indicate that he although had sex with her, and full penetration was achieved, he made sure to withdraw before ejaculation so as not to get her pregnant, and this was the sin of Onan - nothing at all to do with masturbation.

It is also ironic that the only form of contraception that the Catholic Church approves of is the Withdrawal Method, which is true Onanism, whilst they object to masturbation, claiming this to be the sin of Onan.

 

When I was in the Navy, I knew this officer who was given a ticket for indecent exposure. He was sitting in his car in a parking lot beating off.

 

Hold on here. This is not hypothetical at all. Steve here has been caught already, so that blows the whole story about taking extra care not to be seen by someone else in public.

If it happened by "accident" once that should have stopped the behavior right then and there so that you would not run the chance of being seen again.

Frankly, it appears to me that you are a flasher who enjoys exhibiting your erect cock to unsuspecting women. So, disregard my previous naive warnings about the consequences of being labeled a sex offender and being registered for the rest of your life.

 

I was parked at a dead end of a deserted street in an industrtial area on an early Sunday morning. The last thing I expected to have happen would be for someone to walk by.

 

Do the police really care about some random guy wanking in his car