Stoner Tai Chi, the new smoker sport

you know Jackie Chan's Drunken kung fu, from Drunken Master? (yes, Jackie Chan made it up for the movie, there was no such thing as Drunken kung fu before Jackie Chan made it)? well i invented Stoner Tai Chi. its like tai chi, but u just use your palms and wrists and arms to push each other around.

fuck ultimate frisbee, this is hella fun when yur baked. use your high to tap into your inner energy, and then focus it thru your open hands to see who can push the other guy around better. you get really good at it once you do it a few times, to the point where you can really throw each other around like 10-15 feet. and its pretty safe, no one gets hurt until you jack someone into a doorknob

right now its the weed form of drunken wrestling, just some stupid shit for guys to do for fun. but eventually i'm gonna turn it into a real martial art and then a way of life, and my band of Rastafari warrior monks will burn Babylon to the ground with its awesome power! HAHAHAHA!

if you have no idea what the fuck im talkin about, get on kazaa or whatever and download "tai chi" or "tai chi quan" videos, watch the the cool looking combat shit not the slow exercise shit. u'll get it, get fuckin blazed and watch those and go at it

 

i'd say be careful thou. like 3 days ago i was with some kids and we got baked and 2 of the guys decided it would be fun to bare hands box. and the one kid broke his finger.

 

yea, thats one thing i didn't mention, no striking, its just pushing. its hard to describe in text. u just jockey for position and push with your palms and wrists streetfight II fireball style, and when u get good leverage the other guy flies.

bare-knuckles boxing isn't anything to ever EVER do as a game, you can concuss or kill someone by accident. and if you dont train to punch like for martial arts or boxing or whatever, you will royally FUCK your hands up like that kid did

all in good fun people, its a sport

 

I know what your talkin about, and thats af ucking AWSEOME idea...

Another fun thing to do... I bought these two things, they are like something from American Gladiators or something, they were in a martial arts supply store, its like a plastic pole thats about 1ft long, then a giant square foam cushion at the end, and its really foamy and pretty big, like 2ft long i'd say...so the things like 3ft long total.... I got two of them, and it's fun to go nuts and fight with them when your baked.

 

HADOUKEN!

 

one of my favorite things to do while high is to act like im shooting energy and missiles and pulling all kinds of dragon ball z/ inuyasha type shit on my friends. "huhhhhhhhhh!!! power energy blast!!!" and the other kid acts like got hit and then hed be all "super sword strike,go!!!!" its fun when youre super fucked

 

Have you tried slow motion fighting when your baked?...complete with your own special sound effects like "Pow!" and "Bish!".....I'm 40 and shouldn't be doing this sort of thing...but it still makes us all laugh so much...

 

yall are some crazy asses slow motion fighting and tai chi and some anime fighting? lol thats crazy i wouldnt wanna do some shit like that when im baked man fly 15 feet back? my friends weigh 180 and i weigh 125 i wonder who is gonna get better position to push? all we do when we bake is prank phone calls and call "not-it" to see who has to get to 711 for munchies

 

*GASP!!!* ohno.... the slow mo game... wow... ok, what you do when you're uber fried (skippyvision fried) you pretend like you chuck a baseball at your friend as slow as you can, and they act like they've been hit in the face. or all sorts of other actions you can preform in SLOMO(tm)!!!

 

as if the whole group doesnt go to 711. its an adventure, a group thing.

slow mo fighting is awesome when stoned yeh