Rooms to rent

2 bdr, 1 bth
w/d
water & electric included
$225 a month
location: my pants
serious responses only

 

If they're located in your pants, does that mean it's a mobile home? And do you allow parties in your pants? What about pets?

 

Elliot is cheap.

 

Mobile: Yes.
Parties: Yes.
Pets: Double yes.

 

Sounds fucking sweet. What about utilities? And is there a laundry facility nearby?

 

w/d = washer/dryer

 

Ah, see, I've never done this before, I don't know your pants living euphemisms. And I'm dumb, cuz I just saw utilities up there. I suck ass at moving, I've only done it once and there's no rent, only utilities, lol.

 

wow. how can i seriously respond to that, when i'm laughing my ass off?

 

sounds like my dream home. cheap and... yeah, cheap is all that matters to me.

 

Whats the lease looking like?

 

Still available.

 

You forgot: females preferred.

Bi-sexual is best.

 

Hey, I don't want to discriminate.

 

Wow.Sounds cozy
How did you get electric in there?

 

Electricity and balls go very well together. Hitler and Stalin knew it best.

Deus, got any connections might make our lives easier?