Goddamnit, people are vain.

They are. They just are. Last month I made two different appointments with two different plastic surgeons. Ya know when they are going to be? Both aren't until the middle of July. Neither have a cancellation books, so they say to call back frequently to check. Well, I have; I call every couple or so days. Notta. Zip. Zilch. It's not like I even live in a huge hip city. Nor do I live in Canada. WTF people WTF? I'm so impatient.

 

And what does this CANADA have to do with your vanity?

 

Not to be a dick, because I think if you want to go to a plastic surgeon... you should. You should look how you want to...

But Are you really calling other people vain because you can't get in to see for your appointment yet?

What up with that?

 

Hahaha. Canada. hahahaI dont know what it means but i like it!!

 

Yeahhhh, I was pondering bout leaving the Canada tibid out. Oh well.

But yeah, sounds like the pot calling the kettle black, I know. I'm just trying to get my tattoo removed, and soon so I can get on with my life...


Aggghhhhh.....

 

Are you making a thoughtful self-observation?

 

hahahaha. oh lord. I actually have no problem with plastic surgery. Its just another way we decorate ourselves the way we want. I wouldnt mind rhinoplasty. And if my girls dont grow, well. How upsetting.

 

Perhaps in their defense it is something of a non vanity issue. i had to see a plastic surgeon when I broke the bones in my eye socket.

 

People in Canada have to have their horns removed.

 

Ahh man dont mess with the boobies. Natural is awesome. Love em small or large but real.

 

I had considered that, but I assumed if it was a medical issue, the doctor would have been able to find time sooner.

 

Not living in a huge hip city is probably part of the problem. In a huge hip city, you'd have alot more sugeons to choose from and could probably get in quicker.

OK-so how are the people with appointments ahead of you more vain than you?

 

good points

 

Is the Canada thing because we have less people or more vanity? At least in my area, overpopulated.

 

Not necessarily. I thought the same thing when I was looking into reconstruction, but it's not so. Medical issues are often covered by insurance, which probably doesn't pay as much as they charge for cosmetic work. No priority.

 

I suppose you're right. But seriously, I even tried to make appointments in the metro area. Just wasn't f'ing worth it.

As for the ?, they just are damnit! This is an urgent matter, whether the Doc knows so or not!

 

I find you a very humble people.

 

Too bad plastic surgery can't give you a new personality...

 

While getting my ass implants I actually got really messed up off the pain killers, spoke to god, realized that my whole life wasn't found wanting because of my ass, but rather I didn't have enough love in my life.

It was off the chain.

 

So you naturally married the plastic surgeon and moved to Massachusetts?