MCR are anti-suicide

http://www.nme.com/news/my-chemical-romance/36873

My chemical romance say in this article that they are "anti-suicide", according to the reliable source of NME anymeiow.

Surely, if they were pro-suicide they'd have bloody killed themselves by now.

What does that mean?

 

its more like my chemical homofest...

 

It means they are socially retarded.

 

did you just say meow?

 

They should stop making music, then.
Sure makes a lot of people want to commit suicide.

EDIT: I wrote this before I bothered to read the article. That's ironic!

 

songs don't kill people, people kill themselves. and guns don't kill people, guns just HELP people kill people.

 

I guess so teenagers can scare the shit out of you when they are hanging themselfs? idk. They should add that into their lyrics..

 

For a band whose music is so damn excruciating that it's driven even happy go lucky me to momentary thoughts of suicide, saying they're "anti-suicide" is laughable. If they were truly anti-suicide, they'd call it quits and become janitors.

 

Yes I did. I bark at dogs, and I even baaaah at sheep occasionally. I'm completely bonkers.

 

I'm actually on the pro suicide side of the coin.

All your lives are meaningless, god hates you, and everyone you ever know will die.

Kill yourself. At least your corpse will nourish the earth.

 

Candidate Pettijohn is for cancer.

 

Not you though Cate. You need to stay around so we can replace all those people that I might have ironically talked into killing themselves.

 

Sacrelicious.

 

We owe it to their memory.

I owe it. This is important to me Cate.

Let's get physical.

 

Sounds more like your on the homicide side of the coin. Kill us then lucifer, blow us all up in a suit case.

 

Olivia Newton John spandex style.

 

I get called lucifer so much the name has lost all meaning.

What up with that?

 

Well actually most of us who were inclined that way shaved off our goaties before the turn of the century. Me? I'm a pre-911 chin baldy.

 

I look better with a little rugged two day beard thing so I use a beard trimmer instead. of shaving.

I look so good it's retarded.

It's how I can get babes like Cate8. It's the two day beard.

And my main man, the devil.

 

thats actually the truth. I go gaga for the two day beard. Youre already rugged hairy. I like it.