fuck nuts

this is my new topic. it's about fuck nuts.

has anyone ever tried these? they are so tastey!

 

salty and juicy and good for your skin. high in protein, low in carbs, and no hydrogenated oils! i recommend the pinapple flavored fuck nuts.

 

they come in pineapple?! *gasp*

 

it takes a few days to get them in, but they're worth the wait. you just have to find a vendor amenable to ordering them for you. shouldn't be a problem, though, they really want your business.

 

raw fuck nuts are the best, if I get in a kooky mood, I might mix it up a bit and add a dash of basil or paprika! But nothing beats raw fuck nuts, well, unless you marinate them in the toilet for a few hours, mmmmm, talk about delish!

 

i like the rougher fuck nuts lightly fried. getting them is more and more difficult these days, but the lesser educated and less scrupulous vendors can be found.

 

I cant really do Fuck Nuts. Too salty for my taste and my doctor prefers I didnt enjoy them.

 

Fuck Nuts? I'm thinking this is a food? Cuz this conversation looks a little odd.

 

You've never dabbled in the salty and bitterness of Fuck Nuts...? For shame, my friend, for shame...

 

I don't understand this. I have been around a while and I don't know just what a fuck nut is. I know what a fuck knuckle is but not a fuck nut. Help I must know. It seems like chicks know but we guys have no clue.

Peace

 

I only think your speaking of two things: food/sex... But I'm leaning to the food.

 

you boys are missing out. but they're an acquired taste, really.

 

So this is not about food at all. I think I get it now. I'm stupid. My chick likes them too but I'm not gonna tell her there is a nut named after it. She will just have to use the pedestrain name for it. She can't even cook so tellin her a food name is pointless.

Peace