Did you know that May is National Masturbation Month?

Did you know that May is National Masturbation Month?

We're not kidding!

Do a simple Google search: "National Masturbation Month 2008" and prepare to be amazed at the many creative ways others are celebrating this very special month.

Since 1995, America, and Great Britain, have been observing National Masturbation Month, as a fitting tribute to our lifelong masturbation addictions, and its specially induced fantasies.

As any avid masturbator knows, masturbation is, simply, Great Sex.

Even attractive, sexually active couples have discovered that mutually masturbating together is the ultimate thrill.

Tonight we'll be masturbating -all the way to an orgasm, while sitting in low web chairs, facing each other.

We invite all Masturbation Forum members to join us, in spirit.

What have you done this month -and will do, to take masturbation, the most basic of biological acts, and elevate it to an art form?

We'd like to hear from you.

 

i didnt realise that may was national masturbation month, but thankfully i`ve celabrated several times already.

just dont let our restaurant manager know about it- he only has to get a whiff of a national day of some kind and he wants a whole themed menu producing. and while creating a cooking a menu for chinese new year is no problem at all, i think i might struggle with this one