Holla Boyz! I thought to write a poem about my hairless testicles, but it got too much. Soooo, I'm posting the poem because, really, I'm a poet at heart. It's my passion and right now my inspiration is my hairless balls. They gleam in the glow of the desk light and olive oil... ahem, so, here's what I wrote in my moment of inspiration. *Coughs* Ode to Balls so Free Do they stick to your legs? Do they crawl up inside, when Just too cold? Do they jostle when you jog? Do you seek the erogenous satisfaction of a freshly shorn sack? Yeah, let's hear about those hairless sacks. Black ones. Brown ones. Smooth ones. Stubbly ones. Blue ones. Let's hear it. Shorn balls rule!
why yes they do stick to my leg when its hot why yes they do suck up tight when cold (most of the time they're holding on tight) why yes they do jostle when jogging but no they are not hairless and kinda blue right now cuz I've been away from home for almost 2 months
Yes, let's send our love out the the hairless and trimmed - it is quite a treat to floss with mint instead of follicle.
Some of us think the better thing to do with body hair is for everyone to accept it whether it's on women or men. Time was when hippies accepted the natural human body, despised fashion, ignored social conventions, and tried to avoid products made in factories by capitalists, and there was a show about them called "Hair". But that was then. Now people call themselves hippies and it's all about conform, conform, conform. Poor sheared sheep, all baaing in a flock together.
Ah well, I wasn't exactly expecting a chorus of agreement. But why all these people who need to follow trendy fashion are here among the hippies, I don't know. Don't trust anyone under 30, that's what I say.
probably because, aside from the hippie uniform and badges of hippie honor, we're pretty mellow accepting people who dislike being told what to do just as much as anyone else.
I can't do this I tried before and if you start to shave you have to keep it up. If not it gets itchy. I don't like to be itchy. So the best I can do is trim short. Let me give you a tip don't trim when you are drunk no good will come of it. Geeez that hurt. Peace
I shaved my balls tonight and I thought I would prevent razor burn by using Gold Bond Extra Strength lotion. Big mistake. Felt like I was kicked in the sack by David Beckham.
