Funny Names

What are some of the funniest names youve ever heard? i have two, theres a kid in my school with the last name Corchinshorts (pronounced cock in shorts), Ive also heard of the name Adolf Oliver Nipple (like ate of all of her nipple) hehehehehe

 

my dad had a friend named cliff leaper. his parents did it on purpose.

 

i hate winco. i feel like .. i don't know. the only part i liked was when my friends and i needed to buy big cans of cheap food and couldn't go to costco..

 

In Detroit there is an extremely popular arena called Jos. Louis Arena, and a family in Detroit named their baby Jos. Louis Arena. It's horrible the way people exploit their children for attention. That kid better shoot his parents when he realizes what stupid fucks they are.

 

I know a girl named Marion Likasauk (Lick a sack)
Funny thing is, she's lesbian....

Holly

 

this girl i went to school with last name was moorehead

 

i got kids in my school with the last name Kastranakis, Bigalow (as in deuce bigalow, male jigalow), Cartabona (we just call her boner)

 

haha, remember growing pains, mike's friend, they would call him Boner

 

I went to kindergarten with a boy named Jack Goph (pronounced Jack Goff). Say it aloud to yourself.

Also I know a HermaKid (hermaphridite) named Amanda. She was a nasty SOB. Figgin liar and smelled bad and was just not a nice person. The fact that she had balls had nothing to do with me hating her. IT TRIED TO STEAL MY SKIRTS!!!! But it's name was A MAN DUH! lol I laugh everytime.

 

My boyfriend knows somone named Mike Hunt. Run it together and it's mycunt. I thought he was joking when he introduced me to him.

And last night I saw a guy on the news, and his name was Ethan Ethans. I would have bitched my parents out if I was him!!!!

 

my neighbors name is michael moore. hes a fucking asshole too, hes called the cops on me god knows how many times.

 

there were two kids in my school named tim allen and nick carter

 

i've known four or five families wih the last name 'hickey'

 

lol i know a chick named moey. like joey only with an M. i like that name. and my best friends name is journey. lol she was named after the band. and i knew a guy named tyler Smoot. we used to call him smooty. and there are some others i know but cant think of at the moment.

 

Thers a kid in my school named Scott Scott. thats not a nickname either, his first name is scott and his lastname is scott

 

I went to school with someone whose surname was Peacock-South.

 

i know a girl names Ines. its just like penis without the p.

 

hahah! i onyl realised when u wrote that lolll as if people didnt throw food at it (assuming people are insensitive)

i cant think of any atm (im hopeless at making lists of things form memory, like things i have or people i know)

but ive got a friend whos little brother, a 100% blond, blue eyes caucasian kid, whos called Xhian. which is obvisoly a chinese name. his dad read about some city or emperoro or soemthing. anyway, maybe to make it more aussi or something, his name is pronounced 'zan' instead of the actual chinese pronounciation.(which cant be typed in this alphabet)

 

I ve known September,Destiny, Kaz, and some black girl named Qkeonna.

 

why dont people call their kids God