My mom just tried to facebook me.

I hadn't used face book in a long time. Set up the account, added like 4 people then went off for a while.

So got back on like two weeks ago. Messing around. And my mom tried to friend me.

So I had to say no. Kinda a dick move.

But seriously, I've seen my mom once in the past two years. And that's frankly more information on me then I think she needs.

She doesn't even have my address.

 

Ehh, yeah...

My mom asked me about facebook and I told her that I will kill her if she ever made an account and tried to befriend me.

I do not want my mom to facebook stalk me.

 

hahahah I kind of hate facebook right now. I don't find it to have any sort of purpose.

 

facebook is wierd. i'm more of a myspace person, but i go through phases with it. sometimes i'm on there all the time, other times not at all. but ugh... family doesn't belong on the internet where you hang out! seriously.

emails you can read and delete, MAYBE. but reading your blogs/myspace/facebook/hip forums... hell fucking no!

 

my mom myspaced me like last week.

i said accept.

uh oh.

 

My aunt and uncle both have one. They friended me and always send me messages, its pretty weird.

 

Limited profiles were invented for prying parents! Especially estranged prying parents....

 

How do any of you know your parents aren't on here?

 

Because this website isn't on Oprah's magazine.

 

My aunt tried to add me lol.

On myspace though, but it was when my myspace had a weed layout and everything was cheech and chong, kind of gave away myself there lol.

 

well, my gramps is on here...and thats about as far as i'm letting that go. no more!!

but i'd have to say no to my parents on facebook...but thats not going to have to happen because neither knows what facebook is haha

 

hah, my moms one of my myspace friends
so is my autn, my stepdad, and multiple cousins. really, its not like theres anything atrocious on there...

 

They're really really really not the type.

 

You also go by the name of Captain Cannabis. Which possibly wouldn't be my first choice of name if I wanted to hide my activities. Still, you can at least look forward to a promotion to Major Marijuana, or even General Ganja....

 

I don't use that on myspace.....

Well actually Captain Cannabis is part of my email that I sign into myspace with lol.

 

My facebook is filled with family. Aunts, rents, uncles, cousins, brothers, sisters, daughters, nephews. I love 'em and would never dream of a place to have to hide.

 

I have lodes mom on my facebook.

 

my mom doesn't have a facebook, thank god. if she did, she'd probably find a way to track my every word even if i chose not to befriend her lol

 

my mom doesnt have access to a computer, and if she did, she doesnt read english..

 

What a dick.

At least she tried to establish some kind of connection with you.

You're obviously one of those spoiled little punks that believes your parents OWE you something just because they fucked up and bred you.