"that's what she said"

post some that's what she said jokes. i'm bored.

here's mine:

guy: steals ruler
girl: "give it back"
guy: NO.
girl: GIVE IT TO ME!!!
...that's what she said.

 

That's too easy.

Just like your mom.

Snap.

 

.... i dont get it...

 

take a look at the examples

 

.. i did, and i still dont get it...

is it supposed to be like... dirty funny? or ha-ha funny...? or dirty-ha-ha funny? or is it not supposed to be funny at all.... cause, either way, i dont find it funny.. :S.

.. maybe im just slow...


i dunno if this joke is clean or not... or maybe im just dirty minded?

 

HAHA dirty-ha-ha funny. and if you're dirty minded...well we're all dirty minded then.

 

oh okay... well in that case, i think its clean/dirty-not-that-funny funny. sorry, try again.

here, i got wayy better jokes.

 

like this one..

why did the fly fly?
because the spider spider.

LMAO.

 

i'm all ears

 

What do you call the hair between your grandmothers boobs......?
Her vagina

lol.

 

what is a shitzu?






a zoo with no animals

 

My god what has this thread become.

 

see, this is what happens when i got nothin else to do... i talk to myself on threads..

 

I say....

 

Hahaha

 

hehehe

 

Let's all drink 'til 4am in the bloody morning!

 

thats what I told her to say. Thats the response i've recently learned to that.

 

A woman goes to the doctor and comes home and tells her husband that the doctor said she has acute angina....

The husband replied... "And you have nice tits too!"

 

A guy goes into a shop and says, Hello I would like to buy a loaf of bread, the storekeeper SAYS, OK then would you like plain or pan, the guy says, actually it doesn't matter because my bike is outside and my house is on fire.