Why are monkeys cooler than most humans?

Why hasn't anyone said that they know who Oliver is.. This breaks my little shell of a heart...

 

I know oliver!!

 

I could say it, but it won't be true...


I do not know Oliver.

 

the humanzee that wasn't at all human? apparently he'd just had a nasty fever and it made him walk upright. i always knew were were just a bunch of brain damaged apes.

 

Please sir, can I have some more???????

 

I dunno about monkeys cooler than humans, but I've said it before, and I'll say it again. bonobo monkeys kick ass.

 

Haha, awww, I want to hang with them...

 

i don't. they're worse than drunken flashers with eight arms.

 

Haha...

I still love dogs and wolves...they are my crew and some day I seriously will have my own pack (I keep saying this because it's gonna happen)..

 

you callin me a monkey???

 

i'm calling you a man.

 

with the surprise teabag!

bwahahahaha

 

men and their fascination with slapping their balls on foreheads. i'll never get it.

 

If I had balls I certainly would not waste the energy slappin' it on people's foreheads that's for sure, more like hittin' people's chins...Zing--er Scrotum! that'y my new thing, Zing is old news, Scrotum is in full force...

 

up here where i live kayla, instead of responding to an inquiry about our day or how we are doing with "not bad" we say "nut bag" you'd be suprised how many people cant tell the differance...

 

Only because you dont have a sack. I bet you love slappin your titties around someones forhead dont you.

 

yeah, but they're BEAUTIFUL.

 

DAMNIT!!!
you win.

 

I found out the music is by Squeak E Clean...

Gosh do I LOVE this monkey!

 

music..?

pfft, sea monkeys are better...