tell a quick story about something fucked up that happened to you recently

i vote for ghost lover :hmm:

washed the bedclothes recently? i get funny little itchy pimple-like things if i forget to wash the bedclothes often enough. sucky



ummmmm, last week two cars nearly hit me in teh same intersection while i was biking through (at night, i guess they decided i was invisible), i glared down the one bitch who was like an inch from rolling over me (and dinged my bell at her, heehee)
some jerkface yelled at me about letting him use his wifes credit card (which is, yknow, illegal on -his- part, not my fault). but hes a major asshat to everyone he can be

 

go to bed wrapped up in bandages

or get someone to dip you in wax every night