Super Sneaky Smoking

Let's all discuss how to be sneaky! =)
Especially living with parents, sometimes the paranoia makes me afraid to use a lighter cause that sound is so obvious!

Here's what I do! 8D
I sit in the dark with a pack of incense and a candle and my pipe.
The incense helps with the smell, especially for parents who've never smoked before! It's also fun to play with - just burning chunks of the incense on a candle flame...
Tap the ash-stuff from the incense and touch it to the bowl.
Inhale.
Yay! It makes the smoke taste a bit afterwards but you hardly notice it with the bigger hits, haha!

Anyone else paranoid beyond normal means?

 

i'm paranoid a little bit, so i am careful when i smoke and my parents are around.
i usually just light a candle, and blow the weed smoke out my window and light up a cigarette afterwards.

 

yeah, I use unscented candles and I do it either in the garage (with it's backdoor open) or in my room (with the window open). After I do it on my room, I usually spray body spray.

 

No way I'd smoke in my room - I'm too paranoid lol. Plus, I think my mum will be able to sniff out weed, since she smokes weed and has a good nose on her.

I smoke when I take my dog for a walk, or when I'm at school, or when I'm hanging out with friends/clubbing

 

yah i am paranoid but it never stopped me.

 

im paranoid which is why i always smoke in my backyard

i used to smoke in my room but i would be really paranoid for a while so from now on its only going to happen outside

 

Im paranoid and i still smoke weed in my room everyday. I just use a spoof and spray some shit and im good.

 

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yea sploofs work surprisingly well.

 

I was paranoid, then my parents found out and let me. After that I was fine. But now i am living directly beneth my landlord so im freaking again.

 

This brings back some really old memories for me. When I was 16 I got shipped off to Texas to live with my mother (who I did not know) by my grandparents because I was a "problem child" I smoked weed in my bedroom and burned the classic incense and scented candles. I had written a letter to a friend back in Alabama describing how my Mom didn't have a clue. When I failed to come home one night my Mom started looking through my shit, thinking I had run away. (no, Mom, I just had my first blackout and couldn't make it home. She read the letter and when I did come home she said with so much compassion, "Jamie, I know you miss your friends and want to impress them that you are cool..................but don't you think I know the difference between the smell of pot and incense?" I just stood there and looked at her. I wanted to tell her that I was't lying.......................but I kept my mouth shut. That was 1972.

 

I just go out to the balcony and light my pipe. I light a candle before hand, so I don't have to click my lighter for the flame.

 

I'm not sneaky. I usually smoke in my garage with the door open and watch tv out there, then just light up a cigarette after. My parents always seem to walk in on me and the cig smoke usually covers it but I'm pretty sure they have an idea. One time my dad asked if I smelt a skunk and my mom even said that it didn't smell just like cigarettes. I think they don't really care, I never get in trouble with the law, work full-time and go to school full time, and I'll be moving out in a month.

I remember when I had to be sneaky though, how exciting smoking would be. I loved sneaking out, especially if I was doing it to smoke.

 

Take my shit out, open window a little , light candle (Strong smell) , make home made pipe / bong / whatever , light , spray some shit, put stuff away, turn on music. Thats exactly what i do lol.. I have to be really careful because everyone in my house knows what weed smells like.

 

I'm too paranoid to smoke in my room. My parents are not stupid.I usually just go out onto my roof from my window. It's far more dangerous so therefore better.

 

I find that using the candle flame makes shit taste gross. You can easily light a lighter without much of a clicking, just practice making it as quiet as possible. I can completely silence my lighter because I simply beat box the clicking noise and incorporate it into a beat while I am lighting, then take your hit and lay down a new beat. Also I burn incense, use a sploof, and occasionally spray something on my clothes, and I am able to smoke multiple times a day without ever having gotten caught in the act (they have searched and found shit though). Also smoking in a bathroom with the ventilation fan and shower on is a daily occurrence for me.

 

I think he means that he uses the flame from a candle to light his lighter without striking it. And I always drip wax and my self if I use a candle...

 

Ha silly me, now that I have reread it I also think he meant that. I guess I just haven't had to worry about that because I can cover it up lol

 

im paranoid, my parents have caught me before, no matter how much sense i try and instill in their brains, there still dicks about it. i live in a garage, and i got a door that leads outside, but smoking outside makes me even more paranoid. so i usually just open the window. nag champa inscense work very well too.

 

i owuld much rather smoke outside anyways. but i am too paranoid to smoke in my room, but i have done it before and i dont like it.

 

i smoke outside most of the time and after im done i run around a bit, it gets the blood pumping so your high gets a bit more intense and also helps get rid of the smell