Why are monkeys cooler than most humans?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by ironman8, May 19, 2008.

  1. ironman8

    ironman8 Member

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  2. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    Because theyre monkeys... duh!
     
  3. lode

    lode Banned

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    Ironman was wicked.
     
  4. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    i like monkeys
     
  5. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    i like monkeys so much :D I am laughing now thinking about them. Oh, to be easily amused.
     
  6. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    because they have the good sense to act like monkeys and not feel bad about it?
     
  7. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    Is there a difference between monkeys and most humans?

    I guess monkeys don't try as hard.
     
  8. CSP101

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    i wonder if the OP will ever come look at this again....
     
  9. Beckner420

    Beckner420 troll

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    monkeys are smarter then humans...

    id rather be friends with a monkey then 99.9% of humans.
     
  10. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Pfft, monkeys are not only cooler than humans, they are the elite humans...They are the smarter version of humans...

    I still say dogs and wolves are the better species though...
     
  11. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    Monkeys will throw feces at you and eat your face off...

    Or did you just mean the monkeys that humans have trained to wear little hats?
     
  12. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    What about Oliver...

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  13. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    what's wrong with hats? I didn't take you for a hat-bigot, mitten.
     
  14. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    There is nothing wrong with the hats...it's the organ grinder guy who gives me the creeps...
     
  15. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    Monkeys are cooler cos they don't capture humans and train them to do little dances for their own stupid amusement.
     
  16. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    now apes on the other hand...

    my cousin spent 12 years performing in an ape circus :(
     
  17. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    horrible, man. down with the gorillas in the mist!! we should bomb them and take their resources.

    you know, monkeys can be awfully mean. humans are just more efficient about it.
     
  18. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    But wouldnt that be a SUPER cool monkey if he did??
     
  19. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    so badass.
     
  20. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    Probably. He'd have a great party trick to impress the 'ladies.
     
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