This is what the kid said the first time he saw a live chicken in a country trip. This one is also good: "Mom, why do they put the mountain on top of the tunnel?" Said by a kid from Rio I knew. God, I wish it had been me. What an insight.
Do you guys know the toothpick trick? Break a toothpick in half without breaking it APART. Then break it in fourths in the opposite direction. Lay it on a table, wet your finger and drip-drop water on it. What happens?
it can feel that way, but if there is an actual lump then that would be something other than gas... so farts can be accompanied by lumps but they don't actually have them themselves
Then I definitely shat my pants... Oh, what about the reporter asked Demi Moore: "Under extraneous circumstances and if it was tastefully done, would you consider keeping your clothes on in a movie?"
