Why do men have nipples?

I think there is a mysterious and undiscovered use for mens nipples.

I'll let you know if I find out.

 

it's purely sexual.

 

I think they are for opening beer...

 

i know mine get me my beers.

 

HAHAHAHA.

 

I often ask that question and I have to agree, It's purely sexual. Sadly mine have never opened or got me any beers.

 

hehehe. maybe you're hanging with the wrong crowd?

 

Wait, so male nipples are not used as a visual tool while they jerk themselves off...? Boy, was I way off...

 

Oh so you're saying I should hang at gay bars more. Very smart. Bet my nips get me beers there. eh

 

HAha, not a visual tool no, but I do use mine to type out instuctions when I'm banging one out during a 'private show'.:leaving:

 

very likely. according to certain males in this thread, american women don't like male nipples.

 

i want some beer

 

Show us your tits then love?

 

Hahaha... I want to see some fitz nipples--well, wait, nevermind I only look at non-human nipples in a sexual way.. sorry...

 

My moobs would look really strange without nipples on them.

 

You're right. : O

 

hahha pics

 

My nips must be awesome. My wife tried to bite them plum off. had to smack her away. sheesh

 

*snicker* perverts.

 

fetuses do not all start out with two x's. they either get an x or a y at conception from the father. The reason men have nipples is because of the one x that they have.