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Hiking and Bras

One wonderful summer day my husband took me to Yosemite, CA. On our first scenic hike to see some falls, I complained, I wasn’t wearing the right walking bra and wanted to go back to the cabin. My husband grabbed my camera case and took the carrying straps off the camera and the case. He told me that he was making a support strap for me and I said yeah right???? “This is the guy the I married, “To Have And To Hold.”

Well after 5 minutes, I gave him a kiss and I married the right guy! The hike was great. The camera straps saved the day and I was happy! A year later I got into the bra business. So now, I’m swimming in bras and so is he. I think we will be ok going back to Yosemite again.

 

i was out hiking and it was HORRIBLY hot. so i took off my shirt and tied it to my head. i was out and about in an obvious bra, but no one gave a shit and some of the ladies took their shirts off and headed off on their merry way, too.

 

I went hiking the other day and didn't even wear a bra.

I'm such a hippie

 

but did you get other women to take off their shirts? hmmmmm?

 

Sadly, no.

but only because of the pepper spray

 

damn the luck. it was very freeing and a huge relief. what the hell is the difference between a bra and a bikini top? i never got that.

 

i dont go hiking, and if I did I wouldnt take off my bra. double D's arent meant to fly freely.. lol

 

you don't have to take off your bra, take off your shirt. i don't like mine bouncing all over the place. it's painful.

 

You should both take your bras off and do some jumping jacks. A sacrifice for you, no doubt, but it would be good for humanity.

 

it's actually very ugly. little capillaries start bursting all around your breasts, leavng them mottled and bruised.

 

stop pissing in my cornflakes

 

sorry. why do you think i love the teeny but still jiggly boobies?

 

as long as they are motorboatable, I'm happy

just 5 quick jumping jacks?

 

5 imaginary ones just for you.

 

*Pulls up an imaginary chair with some imaginary popcorn*

ok, go!

 

and ONE *ouch* TWO *eep* THREE *SONOFABITCH* FOUR *EFFIN OW!* AND FIVE *i better get some pics out of this one*

 

Crap! The lens cap was on. Start over.

 

I have a bra less hiking story.
(you guys have cool threads here if I had a vigina I would always hang out and post here.)

Once I was hiking with a few friends and one the girls I was hiking with took off her shirt and bra and has hiking topless soaking up the sun.

We got around a corner and there was a Boy Scout troop hiking towards us, she turned bright red and just kept hiking as we walked past them all and they all were looking straight at her boobs with Huge Eyes.

Once we got passed them her face was beet red and she put on her shirt for the rest of the hike.

 

lame. dave and i once got caught naked in the back of our minivan by a family of twenty some mormon kids. SWEET.

 

I figure that if you don't get caught and traumatize a few people, then you aren't trying hard enough.