Wow i almost got hammered by the man......

ive got a neighbor that has always been a condescending asshole to me. i´ve only interacted with him on a couple of occasions, but every time he makes me extremely mad. we live in this certain neighborhood of my city that´s more-or-less the oldest and nicest part of town. a lot of people take pride in mentioning they live in this neighborhood and love their lawns. a lot dont, of course, but enough do.

this guy has obviously live here for a while and sees a lot of "college kids" (his term) come and go. he assumed that of me, but was wrong... anyway, there were some couches in our yard for the winter and he came by to tell my roommate and I to get rid of them. of course we dont want couches in our yard - they´re not even ours.

we had been smoking in the house, so it reeked of weed. plus it was fresh on my breath, at least. a friend was coming over and as they´re in the doorway, i see this neighbor-asshole walking up our driveway. i pushed my friend outside and closed the door, locking it. this guy is the type to call the cops if he were to smell weed. he will go out of his way to "police" the neighborhood. so he threatens to call the dept. of health on us if we dont get rid of the couches. the whole time, i´m inside just boiling because i want to yell at this guy from the last run-in I had with him. but I cant because of the smell.

he´s a 50-60 year-old tattle tail. there is absolutely no way for him to be able to see into our yard from his property/house. the only way he could have seen those couches would have been for him to walk down his street, then walk down another street, then stand at the edge of our driveway and lean over. it´s ridiculous that he even knew about them.

the fuckin´ Fun Police had to break up our couch party. jerk.

 

honestly I wouldn't want my neighbors to have couches on their lawn either.the guy may be a douche but I see where he is coming from.

 

why the hell would you care if your neighbor had a couch in their yard? that's the stupidest shit i've ever heard.