I was thinking(or maybe I heard this, idk; it's still pretty fucked up)... there are more Elvis impersonators in the world that there are Jesus impersonators. In fact, I have yet to see one Jesus impersonators, yet elvii come in droves from all over the world--of every color and creed. So... who shall take on the daunting task of becoming a jesus impersonator? Instead of las vegas, it could be like some kind of christian town, where people won't play bingo or eat sugar. We could do children's birthday parties and everything. Come on guys, it'll be crazy! Lets go save some sinners!
YAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! I WILL! JESUS FUCKING ROCKS!! In a few years, though... I'm 15, how the hell am I going to america? lool :& :&
Elvis was the man... In this book I am reading entitled, Elvis and Nixon by Johnathan Lowey, it says in the side sleeve and I quote, "The weekend before Christmas 1970, Elvis Presley stormed out of Graceland in a drug-addled rage, escaping his handlers for 2 days and flying back and forth across the country. He finally landed in Washington, D.C., where he begged for, and recieved, an audience with President Nixon. In the Oval Office, with flashbulbs popping, he was awarded - of all things - an FBI Special Narcotics Agent badge. It was a surreal moment." Bloody Brilliant!
