ALcohol and cows( multiple spelling errors)

so me and my buddies are just sitting around the campfire, drinking and making merry, when a giant ass shadow runs through my yard. my friend's like "was that a cow?" and we were like "no way", so we walk over there, and a fuckin huge ass cow runs off! it got out of my neihbors pasture, so we chase it all around, drunk as fuck, trying to run it back into the fence, my friend walt says it's charging at us, so i take off and bust my ass. after like half an hour, we take off and finally get the cow back into the . then my neihbor comes out and we talk (i think) and go back to the fire, and me and walt wrestle our other friend jason ( whos 6'6" and 275 lbs) and get our asses thrown around and just generally kicked. good night. sorry for fucked up typing, my friends have been fucking with me the whole time, and i'm shitfaced.

 

ahah thats awesome
sometimes late at night raccoons or deer will come in my backyard, which are always fun to chase away while high

 

Uhhh...yeah. Sounds like fun the though.

 

hahaha sounds like something me and my friends would do.
definetly a funny time to talk about later, though.

 

Did you ever stop to think about the mental anquish that you inflicted on that cow?

 

when i was little i woke up early one morning and looked out my window. there was a cow. so i went and told my mom, and she said there wasn't a cow. so i went back to my room to check, went to my mom and said "mom, i'm pretty sure thats a cow." and then she got up. she didn't believe me! it too had escaped from a neighbors pasture.

cows man. mmmmm

 

did you ever stop to think think about how we needed to get it back into the fence, so my neibhor could make money and feed his family?

 

ha ha funny story..