Im a 17 year old guy and went to my hot friends house ...

I went to my hot friends house who I always have been dreaming to fuck and never thought I would get the chance even though I am very good looking. Before I got there I sent her a txt message saying we should cuddle and she said good idea so I was suprised. I got there and it was just me and her we watched a movie and cuddled and I made the first move - we started kissing I took her pants off and she was getting very into it and then she sucked my dick for 10 minutes and swallowed my cum. we did not fuck but we will very soon ! just wanted to hear your thoughts on it ?

 

someone who says " I am very good looking" must be a pretty big douche

 

New Yorker for sure

 

As usual with bullshit like this---1 post.Ho-hum.

 

Fuck you.

 

Good to you

 

Kinda sad that you come to the net to brag... im sure the situation went more like this, the sexy girl in your class came over to your house so you could give her some maths lessons and somewhere between you scratching your arse to her answering her phone she touched you penis by mistake and now youve made a completely convoluted story about it... but i could be wrong ya know? every **** has his day.

 

+ if it did happen the 10 minutes was infact 10 seconds and the hot girl was in actual fact a boy.

 

Your first post huh ? Welcome to this place. And nice start. Maybe you should go back to the drawing board and start over again. You handsome devil you.

Peace

 

Indeed.

 

much hilarity.

 

What a total douchenozzle. Good for comedic value, though.

 

Don't forget to bring a condom or two...

 

anyone who brags about being good looking, and getting a ten minute blowjob had no interest in even pretending he wanted to cuddle.

 

Im a cute squirrel..

 

Nice first move "we started kissing and I took her pants off"

 

I remember when I was 17...

I was in an all green field with wheat and barley growing to my waist hiding from the Nazis with my singing nanny, and it was there that I met the girl of my dreams. She was a Swiss Dwarf living in the neighboring Alps whose head barely rose above the crops. She sucked me for four weeks straight while I lied back and whistled through blades of grass and chewed long stems to pass the time. Then I told her that we should go back to my house to cuddle.

Seriously, if you're genuine and you want my "thoughts" on you getting some... whoop dee damn doo. You got a ten minute blowjob and darted to the interweb to make a new account to tell people who don't know a thing about you. We're neither your friends nor your peers as far as I can tell, as none of us have had an exchange with your handle in all of one post.

So in a word: Congratulations. If I was in your position, I'd be more concerned with going BACK to her house than bragging about what may or may not have transpired across electrical currents.

 

hahahahahaha

 

Lol!

Douchenozzle... I may have to steal that word.

 

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