Goto Walmart to protest high fuel prices

Buy a set of sheets, twist them into a nice straight wick and lower the sheets into the main tanks at your local stations! That will send a message to em.

 

Will the message be... why is that kid with the sandals and tye-dye clawing at the huge metal plate that covers the main gas tanks?

 

Those metal plates are light enough to lift, then you pull the caps, lower the wick and if your really bored wait about 15 minutes for the gas to seep upward and light it up! I think it will make a pretty place to camp by.

 

I think that's illegal... >_>

you can go ahead.. let me know how it goes

 

Definition of illegal= Wrong only if you get caught.

Hey I am just the idea man, I need minions to do the work.

 

Um, I think they lock those covers, sorry.

 

kind of reminds me of the advice my dad gave me once... "you can do what you want, just don't get caught..." yeah...thanks for the great advice, dad.

 

lulz.. I think you could only pull that off at a REALLY shitty gas station.. otherwise your plot is foiled