BDSM: sex or power? (really, this is theoretical, not a how to)

BITCHES, this is how it goes down when you get a dick with an inflated prick. You collar that bastard, slap him with a latex glove, and give him the ol' RIDE 'EM Cowboy with your strap on and a crop.

Believe you me, my man got out of line, let his buds have say a thing or two, and within moments I had those sucker fuckers on their knees. It's what they truly want but are too pussy-footed to ask. They want a stiletto heel in their mouths and a magic torpedo in the bum!

 

*sigh* kinda walking a little over the line, there, WK. you can't turn all the threads here into a dirty comedy routine.

 

And why not? Girls need to know they have power in their dominance.

I'm just callin' it straight. She needs to know - kick 'em in the pants and she'll have her way.

Over the line. Ha!

 

as much a fan i am of the BDSM, this is the touchy feely forum. you'd be fantastic in random thoughts, though.

 

Obviously you miss the point of BDSM - it isn't all about sex. It's about DOMMMINANCCEE.

I don't have random thoughts - just replies. I don't think for myself, you see, I just call shizza like it is and the girly peeps on this page need to know independence comes in many forms, not just BITCHIN' like their men call it.

 

how'd i imply BDSM is about sex?

 

Touchy feely.

What the hell else is touchy feely mean? Emotions, ha! That's just a vehicle towards sex and everyone knows it.

 

lol. your touchy feely family reunions must be very interesting and likely illegal in most states.

 

That's not funny. You don't know about my family nor do you know what happened.

Fucking inappropriate.

 

*snicker*

 

snicker? What the candy bar?

Oh, you're one of those...

 

i am the first one of those.

 

Really? Pray, do tell what it is you are, because you and I don't seem to be speaking on the same level.

I'm up here








You down here.

 

the one down there. i earned my right to be first.

 

Ooo, down there? :drool:

 

i have a gift.

 

It isn't nice to keep secrets. Do tell of this gift.

 

get your own gift.

 

Aha! It seems you are getting a little angry.

Alas, I'm fine with that. I've got a gift. It's called Buzzy and it will chatter your teeth with its rat-tat-tat.

Huzzah!

 

i think you need to learn to keep your mouth closed and your legs open a little more.

you'll have a happier love life.
believe me i know first hand.

i used to be just like you.