Im sorry for my behaviour

an apology for bad behaviour now logically leads to pandas and abortions?

 

did you not read the thread, its in reference to the poster of this thread, which therefore is basically staying on topic.. Hey if you by into this poster and their apology yay for you... But it's still on topic...

 

In RT, the impossible becomes reality.

If you think that tam's apology was meaningful, then maybe you should get the peace chain gathered round to give him a hug and relieve his burden.

 

I guess everyone has the right to express oneself freely and have one's own preferences in matters of beauty.

 

oh for crying out loud.

 

Hi thank you guys for accepting my apoligie

I just guess it's because i hit "18" and i feel so old, and i dont want to grow up. My mum told me that im immature and silly for my age the other day.

And i cant deal with being an adult.

I want to be a sensible person, smart and i want to be intelligent can please someone give me tips on how i can improve?

 

I don't know how to improve your intelligence or become smart (obviously) but if you want to get some common sense, all you have to do is live. the more you experience, the more hardship you endure, and the more people you meet, the more you will grow.

 

Well, We all made fuds of ourself from time to time. I am no exception.

As Seal once said, no we're never gonna survive unless we go a little bit crazy.

Welcome to the forum.

 

this is another internet hoax and I hope Im not another victim of suicide.. Cause i dont think Im that beautyful.' Im ruined.. Good bye cruel world.

 

Well i am am about to turn "27" and I want to be a sensible person, smart and i want to be intelligent and made of gold too!!
I can give you tips on how to improve!!!!


Well I'll tell you how I got this far... first, in order to get really sensible you have to spray paint your body with a silver paint... no no not in your mouth, just on the front side of your body... you can even wear clothes. So you've spray painted your body? Good, now you need to find some rubber cement and glue grapes all over your calves one by one... I know it is sometimes hard to get the grapes to stay but no one said it was going to be easy to become sensible. After you've completed the sensible body covering and grape gluing, you must buy some kazoos and/or glasses, go to the mall and walk around in order to gain the holy knowledge. But that isn't enough, have you completed the first tasks? Well then friend, you are onto the next path of enlightenment, the use of knowledge, first you must memorize this, Suffering:In this world people suffer. What is suffering? Wanting wealth when one is poor, that’s suffering. Desiring youth when one is middle aged, that’s suffering, Feeling pain but wanting to be free of pain, that’s suffering, Having angle food cake delivered for your birthday when one wanted chocolate cake, that’s suffering. Having a child become sick and die when one wanted that child be healthy and grow, that’s suffering. From the trivial to the profound, suffering is merely the gap between what one wants the world to be and the way it really is. The greater the gap the greater the suffering. Causation: Desire, wanting; people want things to be different. People are not satisfied with the way things are. People try to fix things so they are perfect. Improve things so they are better or hold on to old ways because things were better back then. That human trait is the source of suffering. Cessation: Each individual create’s their own wants and desires. Thus it is possible for people eliminate suffering by eliminating their self created desires. The ability to eliminate suffering is inherent in all, whether one’s intelligent and well read or slow and illiterate, One does not need to call upon some god or goddess, teacher or guru, doctor or lawyer to "save" one from suffering. Eight fold path: The eight fold path is the method which the Buddha taught his follower’s the way to eliminate their desires and wants. Buddha did not teach how to eliminate pain or how to eliminate illness, old age, or death. Nor did he teach about the existence or non-existence of gods, goddesses, or of a supreme being. He only taught about suffering, how people create it, and how it can be eliminated. Then memorize the bible and take some acid.


Good! did you do that? Fantastic! You really are a smart person! Now... each day this has to be repeated! Only each time, the fruit must get bigger and bigger until you have glued an extraordinary number of watermelons to yourself! Good luck in life! Namaste!

 

Hahaha good work duck! I liked the "memorize the bible and take some acid"...

 

I VOW to personally NEVER grow up.. I want to enjoy life while it lasts.. even if that means I die young

as Cobain said : "It's better to burn out than to fade away" - I take that saying with a meaning and passion

 

المعاناة : في هذا العالم يعاني الناس. ما هو العذاب؟ عندما يريد احد هو ثروه الفقراء ، ان معاناة. عند رغبة الشباب الذين تتراوح اعمارهم بين الاوسط هو واحد ، ان معاناة ، شعور الألم ولكن يريد ان تكون خالية من الالم ، ان معاناة ، وبعد ان سلمت زاويه الغذاء لكعكه عيد الميلاد الخاصة بك عندما أراد أحد كعكه الشوكولاته ، ان معاناة. وبعد ان اصبح الطفل والمرضى وعندما يموت طفل واحد يريد ان تكون صحيه وتنمو ، ان معاناة. من تافهه العميقه ، هو مجرد معاناة الفجوه بين ما احد يريد من العالم أن والطريقة التي هي حقا. زيادة الفجوه الاكبر من المعاناة. السبب : رغبة ، المطلوب ؛ الناس يريدون ان تكون الامور مختلفة. الناس ليسوا راضين عن الطريقة التي الامور. يحاول الناس لتصحيح الأمور لتكون مثاليه. حتى تحسين الامور بشكل افضل او الابقاء على الطرق القديمة لان الامور كانت افضل في ذلك الوقت. ان سمة الانسان هو مصدر المعاناة. الوقف : الذي خلق كل فرد يريد الخاصة بها والرغبات. وهكذا فإن من الممكن للقضاء على معاناة الشعب عن طريق القضاء على خلق رغبات النفس. القدرة على القضاء على المعاناة المتاصله في كل شيء ، ما اذا كان المرء ذكيا وبالاضافة الى القراءة او بطيءه والاميين ، لا يحتاج المرء الى ان يطلب الى الله او بعض الآلهة ، المدرس او المعلم او الطبيب او المحامي الى "انقاذ" واحدة من المعاناة. ثماني مرات عن طريق : ثمانيه اضعاف الطريق هو الطريقة التي تدرس له من اتباع بوذا 'sالطريق للقضاء على هواها وتريد. بوذا لم تدريس كيفية القضاء على الألم أو كيفية القضاء على المرض ، والشيخوخة ، أو الموت. وقال انه لا علم عن وجود أو عدم وجود الآلهة ، او من يجري عليا. وقال انه يدرس فقط عن المعاناة ، وكيف انه خلق الناس ، وكيف يمكن ازالتها. ثم استظهر الكتاب المقدس وبعض الاحماض
As spoken to the prophet orison319 by the wisdom of Duckandmiss..

 

actually, Neil Young said that first in "My my, Hey hey"...

 

accually it was Def lepord but shroom your right on neil young there..

Gunter glieben glauchen globen
Alright
I got something to say
Yeah, it's better to burn out <<
Yeah, than fade away <<
All right
Ow
Gonna start a fire
C'mon!

 

What can I say... no one said it would be easy to become sensible.

 

:angel: sama: :spam: Ramen

 

alright, that fucking hanger picture and the pull out poster guy were hilarious.

 

But that doesn't make any sense!