hahaha!!!my mom said to me "you talk in your sleep"

no shit mom,
i found this out years ago with past girlfriends...my mom said i was talking about mushrooms...so she didnt want to wake me because she thought i would have bad trip...very considerate overall but the fact of the matter is...my power went out right before i went to bed and i was pissed off because of that...i might have talked about mushrooms at the bar last night but....hehehe...i didnt do any lol

 

I used to get in so much trouble as a kid for the stuff I said in my sleep. From the age of about 7, I used to swear and curse almost nightly.

I remember one time, my dad took the belt to me cos I had called him a useless **** while sleeping and he happened to be in the room coming to wake me up.

I used to wonder why I used to say all that shit. Now I know. They were premonitions.

He IS a useless ****.

 

wow,
thats shitty...my dad never took a belt to me for anything...

 

Yeah well, my Dad was fairly oldschool. I just thought it was normal.

Anyway, your Mum sounds sweet, not wanting to give you a bad trip an' all.

 

oh shes awesome...

 

If my mum heard me talking about mushrooms in my sleep, she would have either thought that I was hungry or that I was dreaming about smurfs.

 

Haha


I mumble in my sleep, I moan and laugh at times but that's about it...

I love when people talk in their sleep, it's hilarious and it's best when you talk to them while they are sleeping cause they will answer back and they are still asleep, ahhh, good times...

That's funny jer...and your mom does sound like a nice one...

 

My ex used to quiz me a little like that while I slept, but I generally went off on tangents and never REALLY answered what she was asking.

We used to laugh a lot about some of the rubbish I'd say though.

 

Haha quiz you, you mean try to get some dirt from you or something..?

I couldn't imagine doing that or even wanting too, I just like having conversations with someone who is sleeping, haha great times

 

Not really in a bad way, just asking me about work and stuff. It was funny though. One time she was a little jealous about this ex who had arrived back on the scene from a year in Spain. So she asked me about her, like what did I think of her.

I said something about making oranges into marmalade to feed the bulls before the bull-run was one of the best excuses for getting out of Spain. I'm not very compliant under questioning it seems, but a psychologist would have a field day with my sleep-talk.

 

I will not only talk in my sleep, I could get up eat something or drink , go back to bed and wake up not remembering a thing of that.

 

I talk in my sleep too This one time, my mate was staying over for the night, and she was cracking up. Apparently I say 'I'm a sexy beast' in my sleep

It's true :H

 

the winter before the one we just had i was house sitting....and one of the nights i had some friends over...one of them said that after i passed out i got up, walked over to the dining room table and picked up a pencil....then i walked over to him and said "ok sire, i fixed your skis, but dont fuck them up again" handed him the pencil and went back to bed...hahahahaha!

 

LMAO ! brilliant !

My only weird thing I do while sleeping is sometimes I jump, like if something startled me. I fell out of bed so many times because of that !