My honest opinions about women.

this is why i turn to my god and drink him down my tummy

oh how i love beer

 

Beer Beer Beer Beer We Love Beer!

 

IMO women just don't think sometimes

 

women are just parasites, trying to get our beer

 

i love to share my beer with the ladies

 

DUHARRR!!! reallly?!!! uh-huh-huh...that's gotta be a gender-based behavior...uh-HAR!!!!

idiot.

 

don't look at me. i TOLD them i wouldn't fuck 'em. and now i have a kegorator...and guys who are SUDDENLY willing to hang out.

 

that's because you're smooth enough to look at where their lips touched the glass and place yours in the same spot...yummmmmm.....

 

last friday i got complimented on my triple fisting skillz
i normally don't drink beer, but lately i have been
i was all teary after seeing everyone together and me being all alone and i'm a girl so we get emotional like that <see how i'm tying this in>
i bought beers i think it was for friends but eh, i had four in my hands and i was showing off and chugging them, i dropped one and continued chugging the three left
and my friend dan thought it was the hottest thing ever
:H

 

hahah

man, yea, but it goes farther than just that

 

pretty much

 

Aw, Bronson, if I show you my tits, will you respect me as a female?

 

I would!

 

i'm fairly sure kinky could become the most respected forums member if she runs with this plan...

 

That depends...

What's your cup size?

 

awww, wittle Bron bron hasn't gotten laid in a while and here he is lashing out.

s'okay, someone will find your juice box than it is off to bed for you.

 

You know what my thoughts about women are? Lately?

Bothering them.

I'm not kidding though.

 

don't bother trying to weed my posts. people actually read mine.

 

i was just quoting the part that my post pertained to

 

Lol... There's a saying going among women, which claims that men are like children... I don't know why they keep saying these about one another...
It's kind of funny though.