for the love of god, let me fucking sleep!!!

three people fucking calling me making my phone ring its annoying ringtone...and then twice woken up by physical people...jesus christ!

 

Pull the chords or turn it off if its a cellphone.

 

Text me back then bitch.

lol.

 

I wish Jesus Christ would wake me up from sleep so I could eat some Holy Pebbles for breakfast...

 

Here ya go Jer, have a beer and some earmuffs.
*passes ice cold Leo and fluffy pink earmuffs*

 

if you really wanted to sleep....you would find a way.

 

This has me completely stumped. Please explain.

 

problems? turn to drugs.

 

ok,
im fucking awake now...happy??!!??!!

 

turn the ringer off, or the phone itself, and nail your door shut.

 

It made Jesus so happy that he shit a rainbow...

 

turning off the cell phone is one thing.

Get a lock on your door and a dont wake me or i will kick your ass sign posted to it.

or sleeping with head phones or earplugs.

use your head. its not that hard.

 

Then paint your bedroom and watch it dry. If that doesn't put you asleep, the fumes will...And Jesus Christ may have to wake you up next time.

 

Use your head to turn off the phone? You must have one of those old ones with the really big keypads.

 

i see i see. you win.

 

Red when you spoke of old mobile phones and how big they use to be, I remember old laptops and how they use to look

.. I know off topic, but, meh, what can ya' do...


you may now commence your sleeping jer...

 

damn look at that thing... bwaahaha

 

It could be worse....there could be nobody ever calling you or knocking on your door...

Just enjoy your popularity...

Remember on Family Guy when God was hitting on a chick at the Drunken Clam and he accidentally set the place on fire? He yells "Jesus Christ!" and Jesus runs in and says "What?!" I laughed so hard.

 

nah im awake now...fuck it...

i used to have one of those...

 

What the fuck did you use it for? Weightlifting.