The "How Posh Are You?" Quiz

I got 70%

 

mines top up, I use it rather infrequently though.

 

Same here, in the past month my ohone tells me I've had texts from my Mum, my dad and you lol.

 

Haha yeah, mines identical, cept my mum couldn't use a phone to save her life, so it's texts from O2 instead of her.

 

Everybody in our household has a mobile, although Luiza and Sas have to have their credit rationed else they'll spend it all. My Dad has a touchscreen thing and he can't us it at all!

 

Hahaha yeah, my dad broke his phones screen while holding it in his teeth then trying to answer a call. My sister spends her 10 quid a week/month (I forget) in half a day too.

 

shows how posh you are

you spelt it wrong :tongue:

I got 25% Posh
12% Toff
8% Chav.

 

Well done for spotting the deliberate mistake :H

There's a Lidl in Whitehawk that I've driven past loads of times, but only been in once. They do cheap frankfurters as I recall.

 

question 15 on the toff quiz made me laugh. Of course I know some latin!

'Romane eunt domus' - Romans go around the house
'Romanee ete domun' - Romans go home

:H



Toff test - how posh are you?
Your Results:
Vicky Pollard
You are 18 % toff


As far as you’re concerned, what the point in being posh if you’re going to leave the meat out of your sandwiches and bestow ridiculously unkind names like Tarquin upon your offspring. You couldn’t be less bothered about fancy airs and graces if you tried- there are far more important things in life.

I'm Vicky Pollard I didn't like that quiz. I had to google an alarming amount of words which made me feel like a peasant ^_^



What's your chav rating?
Your Results:
Wannabe chav
You are 15 % chav
You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.

I don't pretend to be a chav Though maybe I picked some things up from some of my mates...

 

How Posh Are You?

1. I shop at:

A. Harrods, of course
B. Waitrose
C.Sainsburys
D. Tesco
E. Asda
F. Liddle

Food shopping is for wives , gays and peasants.I only go shopping for clothes.

2. I sit on

A. A chaise longue in the withdrawing room
B. A settee in the drawing room
C. A sofa in the lounge
D. The floor
other people's money they sent me in mail order scams

3. In my bathroom I have

A. bathroom tissue
B. toilet paper
C. Bog roll
D. newspaper
counterfeit share certificates

4. When I exercise I

A. glow
B. perspire
C. sweat
D. ming
light a spliff

5. Posh is

A. just so common Darling
B. sophisticated
C. aspirational
D. a Spice Girl
annoying inbred camp twats who pay 30k a year to fail their GCSEs

6. The Season is

A. very fashionable
B. cricket
C. football
D. when my dog's on heat
a line in Christmas carols , or yes , football you div


7. When it rains I

A. fly to Monaco
B. drive to work
C. put on a mac
D. get wet
stay in the pub longer

8. Opera is

A. a night out in Covent Garden
B. a relaxing CD
C. people singing loudly
D. an American talk show host
for fat Welsh people , or perverts who were banned from the ballet

9. I eat

A. with silverware on Wedgewood
B. in the dining room
C. with a knife and fork
D. pizza out of the box
my bitches when I've too wacked /pissed to get it up

or in the curryhouse or in bed

10. In the evening I

A. work on my memoirs
B. watch Newsnight
C. go down the pub
D. pick my feet
pay a cop a visit who's on the payroll

A = 10 points
B = 5 points
C = 2 points
D = 0 points
E = -5 points
F = -10 points


I ain't no chav , only my car and tophat's got burberry checks.

 

How Posh Are You?

1. I shop at:


E. Asda


2. I sit on


C. A sofa in the lounge


3. In my bathroom I have


B. toilet paper


4. When I exercise I

C. sweat


5. Posh is

D. a Spice Girl

6. The Season is

D. when my dog's on heat (Cat)


7. When it rains I

D. get wet

8. Opera is


C. people singing loudly


9. I eat

D. pizza out of the box

10. In the evening I

A. work on my memoirs


A = 10 points
B = 5 points
C = 2 points
D = 0 points
E = -5 points
F = -10 points

I scored 16%

 

I got 18% on your posh quiz (I tried to answer the questions as if I lived in England, not Tennessee, for instance, I would shop at Tesco not Harrods.) The Toff quiz was kinda hard to answer cause it was geared towards girls, but I tried to think like a girl to answer it and I got 25% on that. It would have been funnier if it was targeted at people in general, not specifically girls.

 

19 on the Original Post, am about to take the other test.

Edit:Gave up on the other test.

 

How Posh Are You?

1. I shop at:

B. Waitrose

2. I sit on

B. A settee in the drawing room
C. A sofa in the lounge

A sofa in the living room... I guess C is closest

3. In my bathroom I have

B. toilet paper


4. When I exercise I

A. glow

I totally do

5. Posh is

D. a Spice Girl

6. The Season is

None of them. I have no idea what this ones about. Isnt it just summer?


7. When it rains I

D. get wet

8. Opera is

B. a relaxing CD


9. I eat

C. with a knife and fork


10. In the evening I

A. work on my memoirs
B. watch Newsnight
C. go down the pub
D. pick my feet

^^:smilielol5:"Pick my feet"!?