Damn Tao. I was minding my own business, posting in a few inane forums and burning my sandalwood incense, and suddenly big Mr. Everything-in-the-Universe sees fit to grab me by the ponytail and yank my taijiquan-sculpted butt to THIS place. ...where AM I, anyway? Looks like a flashback to the late '60's... Actually, I'm cool with that. I'll take peace and pot over politicians and "progress" anyday. By the way...is the "Free Love" thing still going on? *Why are all these people STARING at me like that? Is my metaphysical fly open?* ...ummm...Hi...