The "How Posh Are You?" Quiz

I've been bored, so I've made up a quiz:

How Posh Are You?

1. I shop at:

A. Harrods, of course
B. Waitrose
C.Sainsburys
D. Tesco
E. Asda
F. Liddle

2. I sit on

A. A chaise longue in the withdrawing room
B. A settee in the drawing room
C. A sofa in the lounge
D. The floor

3. In my bathroom I have

A. bathroom tissue
B. toilet paper
C. Bog roll
D. newspaper

4. When I exercise I

A. glow
B. perspire
C. sweat
D. ming

5. Posh is

A. just so common Darling
B. sophisticated
C. aspirational
D. a Spice Girl

6. The Season is

A. very fashionable
B. cricket
C. football
D. when my dog's on heat


7. When it rains I

A. fly to Monaco
B. drive to work
C. put on a mac
D. get wet

8. Opera is

A. a night out in Covent Garden
B. a relaxing CD
C. people singing loudly
D. an American talk show host

9. I eat

A. with silverware on Wedgewood
B. in the dining room
C. with a knife and fork
D. pizza out of the box

10. In the evening I

A. work on my memoirs
B. watch Newsnight
C. go down the pub
D. pick my feet

A = 10 points
B = 5 points
C = 2 points
D = 0 points
E = -5 points
F = -10 points

I scored 21%

 

This is easier

http://www.getlippy.com/play/quizzes/tofftest/

Take the Toff test. I will give my rating once I done it.

 

I got quite a high score!!

 

B,C,B,C,B,B,D,C,B,B

soooo 36 points pour moi et mon bougois-ness

 

Hahaha, ohh dear, I only got 17... it could have been 25 actually if I'd gone for fashionable over football, cos the season is festival season!!

 

I got 40% on that one.

 

Oh and 28% on the posh quiz!!

 

Someone's awfully common . I felt a little bit ashamed answering somma those, especially the Aga and croquet ones. If it wasn't quite so female-centric I probably would a ended up with a scarily higher one.

 

So you don't wear twinsets and pearls then? I'm trying to take the cjhav test now, eeek.

 

er...21% chav, I think thats cos I enjoy drinking bottles of cider in bus stops and once ate in a little chef... *hangs head*

 

I only got 28%. I am what you would call, Average Jo. In a way I am glad, because you must do your weekly grocery shopping in Harrods

I went in there once. I looked like Patches, so they threw me out. I went back in looking like an executive hobo. The food court was amazing. everything from black bread to large fennel. Wow, you must be Patsy Stone.

 

SAwww little chefs aren't that bad, they were part of my staple diet going up to scotland in my youth. Then again, they probably pass for gourmet cuisine up there.


And Gosh no j0hn, Waitrose and M&S is my staple, never been in a harrods in my life.

 

We shop in Tesco, Asda, Lidls. Those are the three at the bottom!! Oh occassionaly sainsburys.

And yes Fin, we all knew yer were posh!!

 

Awww, my tag IS champagne socialist I suppose. Oh well, I live in Bucks, tis physically impossible not to at least be relatively posh around here. My dad tends to shop in local stalls and farmers markets when he does, so that's probably off the bloody scale of poshness.

 

Anyone who eats at a Little Chef must be have Pallet limitations. Although their sausages are quite nice.

Oh, I was going to call you patsy Stone as a nickname. But this isn't applicable now. I have shopped in Waitrose and M&S, but it is like tw pounds for a tin of beans. Muhammed Al Fiyed owns Harrods I think.

 

My sister says I speak poshly though, the last thing was to mock me saying 'no violence in public please' and rolling her eyes. Mature.

 

Yeah, Fiyed's a right loon, I suppose knowing my money was going into an insane mans rambling accusations would be comparitively reassuring in the spectrum of supermarkets. M&S do make some lovely sandwiches tho, however absurd the names are.

 

Here's ze chavtastic quiz... http://www.getlippy.com/play/quizzes/chavquiz/

And I sooo have to agree with you on the sandwiches!!

 

15% chav apparently, I think it was the cider and little chef that caused that.

 

Well its not exactly gospel...

Oh and I have PAYG on my mobile as well.