Drug Test Approaching

So I got railroaded. After beginning to stop smoking for a drug test for a summer job, I began to smoke again when I was told I was ineligible for the job. Now I am eligible, but I'll need to take a test this Friday.

I have been smoking for the past 3 days ~.4g of mids per day. Before that I was clean for 3 days. I intend to take loads of fiber, Drink 1.5-2 gal of water a day, and then dilute my sample by drinking a ton of water and popping a vitamin prior to pissing.

I'm going to write down that I've been taking ibuprofen 2000mg a day for 3 days due to a lifting injury. I intend to do hardcore cardio today, tomorrow, and wednesday, then stop thursday and friday.

I am about 20%bodyfat and lift regularly.


Can anyone give me any more advice?

 

I heard that mixing a small bit of bleach into water can clean you out, albeit it's not healthy but it allegedly clears you out.

Also can anyone recommend a detox product that they have used to pass a test themselves.

 

Just go to your local headshop and buy any detox kit you'll be 99.9% sure to pass. Couldn't say the other .1% due to legal issues.

 

So Ready Clean and the like work?

 

It looks like I got lucky and the test is further off than I was told. So now I have until at least the 23rd and possibly even until the 30th.

So now I have 9 days minimum. I'm continuing my high fiber diet, Drinking ~2gal water a day, and doing cardio like crazy. I'll probably use a detox drink as insurance anyway, but I'm confident right now.

 

ur not supposed to put the bleach in the water u drink hahahah ur supposed to put it in ur piss but i suggest you dont do that cuz most places test for dilutents like that

if i were you i would get a home test from the drug store like the day before or like during that day depending on the time u have to take it see if ur clean if your not than i would ask a friend of yours thats clean for their piss put it in a bag and tape it to your leg so it stays warm and bring that in the bathroom to take the test and use that.

 

oh and drink cranberry juice too ive herd from alot of poeple that it helps idk why

and try doin a search for some older post that might have some stuff in it

 

if you arn't fat go to the market and buy CETER or something ike that, it's in a orange box. It fills your stomich with a gel or some shit and your piss is clean for 5 hours. But make sure you drink something yellow like gatorade I drank a purple one and I pissed purple.
or get 200-40 bucks and get a detox drink at your local shop. Or buy clean piss

 

you have a good while until your test.
if you quit smoking now, you should be good

drink plenty of water, and 100% cranberry juice works good, too.

 

synthetic piss and hand warmer

 

The bleach works. Just put a capfull of bleach in a gallon of water and drink it all. It worked for a few of my friends at Job Corps when they found out they had a piss test the next day, and they passed, thanks to the bleach and water. It was government drug tests too, so you know it was the most thorough test you could get, and they still passed.

If you're scared to do that, make sure you take some vitamin B3 supplements and drink lots of water. I'm guessing B3 is the vitamin you were talking about anyway. haha

 

This has been tested in trials and is considered on few things that help you pass in under a day. Three hours before the test take 4 asprin and 4 more an hour before the test. This is helped me pass as did the bleach he he.

 

Aspirin, bleach, vitamin B3, etc. all help. You can try a detox kit. Your best bet is to drink lots of water for several days. The evening before your test, drink a couple of glasses of water before bedtime. You'll be up pissing all night, but it's worth it. And be sure to piss at least once in the morning before the test. And drink a large glass of water before the test. The idea is to dilute the sample as naturally as possible. Don't add anything to the sample. Most of the time they test for adulterants. Good luck.

 

for both today and tomorrow, drink 2 liters of water a day and go to the sauna for 10 minutes a day. also drink alot of cranberry juice and coffee. if you want to make sure you're clean beforehand, rob a drug test from walmart...unless you feel like paying 40 bucks heh.

 

Drink a lot of water and cranberry juice, and you better run/workout like fuck for the next few days. You have a good amount of time though, I don't see why you can't pass. Just make sure you don't chug like a gallon of water before the test, I hear they can fail you if its too diluted (too much water in the pee) because they'll know what you were up to.

IIRC I think THC is metabolized by the body and turned into a different chemical, and that's stored in your fat throughout your body. Drinking a lot of water won't really do anything unless you have something to remove the THC or THC byproduct from your fat cells? So you need to work out a bit for sure.

 

Update: I still haven't gotten the call so I'm assuming I'll be able to push it back until the 30th, but if I have to take it the 23rd I should be ok. I've just continued the high fiber diet, and the water consumption.

Drinking alot of water IMO is a must even before the test. Water is the body's natural detox system, and the cleaner I am over all the more efficiently my body processes the "toxins".

I'll probably drink a detox drink just to be sure, but if I have 17 days I'm assuming I'll pass with flying colors as long as I dilute it somewhat.

As to the failing for dilution, I generally drink 1.5gal water a day anyway due to my lifting program so my piss is generally only barely-tinged yellow. I'm assuming there will be paperwork and in the paper work I will of course mention all the supplements I take, and it's known that when you take creatine water consumption increases significantly.

Basically I'm not very worried at this point; especially if I have until the 30th.

In all my research I have learned several things that are absolute truths and I would like to pass them on:

1.) Drink at least a gallon of water a day.
2.) The more you piss the cleaner your urinary tract is, and cleaner is better.
3.) High-Fiber diet = metabolites eliminated in feces instead of urine.
4.) Detox drinks work if used properly
5.) Exercise and sweat alot until 3 days before your test

Ideally this is how it would work. You stop smoking immediately. You begin taking in over 40g fiber a day. You begin drinking 1gal water a day minimum. You exercise daily until 3 days prior to the test. You then wake up early the day of your test and drink 1 gallon of water and piss often. Then consume your detox drink and follow the instructions to the letter.


I think I personally have a 98% chance of passing the test this friday, and basically a 99.999% chance of passing the test next friday.

Just remember you're not the criminal. Its the assholes violating your 4th amendment rights that should be penalized; so do everything in your power to pass the test and take their money.

I am really counting on this job so that I can take a rifle class over the summer that I've been looking forward to all year so wish me luck and smoke one for me.

 

since you have your test tomorrow, i will dedicate this next joint to you

sounds like you know what you're doing, so good luck

 

update us tomarrow and tell us how it went ,if it you take it tomarrow

 

So I managed to get it pushed back until the Friday that just passed. I went in and took the test knowing there was not a chance in hell I could fail . However, apparently my piss was too diluted for them.

I explained to them that I take creatine and I need to drink more water than the average person, and they believed me, but apparently I will most likely fail the test for dilution.

So that means I'll have to go retest, and dehydrate myself prior. This seems ludicrous! I have to dehydrate myself so that they can violate my privacy. Only in America.

At this point I'll probably drink my usual 2 gallons up until the day of the test, and then only drink half a gallon or so prior. Basically get my piss light yellow, but not it's normal clear.

But after this I'll be over 21 days since my last puff, and I was only smoking .3 a day prior to the period of abstinence, and I have done alot of working out/water drinking since.

During my drug/alky class they never gave me issues over clear piss, they just understood I was an athlete and needed to stay hydrated. I'm no longer technically an athlete but I lift 5 days a week so I need my water lol.

So I should be taking the next test tuesday or friday of this coming week. On the other hand I could have used someone elses piss and a condom easily, but now because it will most likely come up diluted they may be more stringent. So I'm going the safe route and using my own piss, diluted as much as possible while still maintaining proper color/stats.

I think I should be alright at this point though.

 

BTW I am so looking forward to my celebratory blunt once I know I passed.

I'm getting some medical grade shit. My roommate hit it once from a one hitter and zonked out for an hour lol. This is honestly the second best stuff I have ever seen, and the first best stuff was basically some unreal home grown shit that an old hippy friend of a friends stepdad let me puff.

needless to say I'm excited and it's either going to be used out of a ROOR or a honey dutch.