zombie plans

every time you see some appocolipse movie, people end up turning into zombies. which leaves to kinds of peoplein the world, those with a zombie plan and those without one. we call those people dinner.so whats your zombie plan?

 

pfft, I'm too cool for a zombie plan, I would just let my badassness go wild..

 

I watched Land of the Dead just last night...

It seems that all zombie plans only work for awhile, then all hell breaks loose...So I am thinking you have to be able to wait out the first major strikes, then be able to leave the cities to get to an isolated place...

Or invent zombie armor, like a shark suit they can't bite through

 

Haha... We should invent one because you never know... Patent Pending!

 

We can dress like R2-D2 and C3P0... That will protect us, and we will be badass fo' sho'...

 

I never really thought of it until you mentioned it....strange that.

And, after pondering all the possibilities...I haven't got a fucking clue what I'd do. I guess you can now start calling me 'Lasagne' or maybe 'Steakhead'.

 

Haha, not only that, I smell made-for-tv-special in the mix!

 

it would have to involve a shotgun and some sort of blunt weapon, like a frying pan.

 

Find me a supermarket with nom proof glass and wait it out.

 

See, I was thinking about a shotgun(cos it's pretty hardcore) but they always seem to run out of ammo just at the wrong moment.

 

I'd like a rocket or grenade launcher...Or a machine gun... I'd be like the rambo of the zombie apocalypse...

 

that's what the frying pan's for.

 

If you're Rambo, could I be your red headband bathed in Mystical sweat?

 

Hahaha...

Sure, but beware though, my sweat has been known to bring tears to people's eyes... Not because it is holy, mind you, but because of it's toxic level, which is about a 9...

 

How about a flame thrower? You can't shoot them all when too many are advancing on you, but the flames would spread...

I'll just hide in a steel barrel like a rodeo clown until they walk away, because as everyone knows, zombies can't run...unless they are in a remake of Dawn of the Dead...

Shroom, when you get bitten, I'll keep you as a pet ...and feed you people I don't like...

 

my plan is to be the first zombie.


i'm a trendsetter!

 

So what you are saying is we can blame you for the rest of the zombies since you started it...

 

sure! as a zombie, i don't think it will hurt my feelings any

 

Haha...You could keep me in the shed like in Shaun of the Dead...

 

I sure will! We can play Nintendo wii...