UGHH! Bored.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Naoki_ninja, May 10, 2008.

  1. Naoki_ninja

    Naoki_ninja Bruce Lee's hero

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    someone do something outragous or i'll die of bordum! :tongue:


    :leaving:
     
  2. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    step away from the computer and go outside...
     
  3. emelia

    emelia the resident gangsta

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    Shush, or I shall chastise you!!! Mwahaha!

    Naoki, is that why you have decided to rape my guestbook and stalk my posts as of late? High five!
     
  4. Naoki_ninja

    Naoki_ninja Bruce Lee's hero

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    i guess i don't really know, you're so magnetic!
     
  5. Oneness

    Oneness Dead

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    Why be bored at home?

    Once you start working full time, you'll start enjoying the time you have off.
     
  6. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    when I'm home I am never bored and if I am bored I usually go and do something I enjoy... That's the joys of being at home.. If you are still bored I could tell you some stories...
     
  7. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    I'm not bored but I'd love to hear a story, oh mystical one.
     
  8. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Want to hear the story of when I was in 8th grade and went to out with my friends to this shopping center and I thought I was too cool and then ended up walking around the whole time with a huge blood stain on the back of my pants cause I started my period and wasn't aware, and people were whispering that were behind me and I just figured it was cause of my super cool shirt I was wearing.. Then upon leaving, my friend's mom picked us up in her 6 month new car which had light grey interior, I sat in the back and realized I felt something a bit wet when I sat down but didn't really think nothing of it. So they dropped me off at home and I go inside and go to the restroom and realized it was a massacre in my pants and then about 45 minutes later get a phone call from my friend who drove me home saying that I bled all on the backseat of her mom's car and she had to go have it cleaned... Yes, this truly honestly happened and I still think about it daily... She told everyone at school too and then the tormenting began...
     
  9. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    Fucking hell. That's pretty traumatic. She's a bitch for telling everybody though.

    I had to tell one of my friends a couple of weeks ago that she was leaking. It took me a minute or two to get up the courage to say something, but I didn't want a repeat of something like your experience.

    Thank God I don't have periods.
     
  10. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    You are a good friend...

    Yeah, she told everyone, it was horrible, I mean it was funny but kids that age don't find humor in it they find it gross and weird :D.. So I was taunted for that whole year and then some..
    Yeah, periods suck, that's not even the most embarrassing time though, I had my pad come unstuck and fall to the ground, that was even worse but only a few people saw that and that was in HS so people found it more funny than gross, though I was older so it didn't affect me too much I thought it was pretty funny...Life is great :D I think back to those times and it always makes me crack up laughing...
     
  11. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    You're great Shroomie. I have a funny period story from when I was around 18. Me and a few mates were having at a party one night and afterwards, on the way home, my mate Scott decided to take this girl into some bushes. We still had to walk about another 2 kms so we waited for them. Anyway, you could sort of hear her protests, "No, it's time of the month. etc." So me and the rest of the boys were all sitting around having a good snigger when falling from the sky came a bloodied tampon and landed on one guy's shoulder. He went fucking mental. Like he'd been shot or something.

    The best part was when Scott came out from behing the bushes, as he put the girl in a taxi, the bloodied guy started sceraming about how disgusting they were etc. So, when the taxi pulled away, Scott picked up the tampon by the string and chased the other friend the remaining 2 kms home swinging it over his head, screaming in a dodgy Spanish accent, 'Iss a rraatt, no iss a hamsterrr'

    Bloody hilarious.
     
  12. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    :lol: ... Holy Crap, that was hilarious...

    I bet he has a phobia about tampons now :D Haha, the imagery for this story is fabulous...
     
  13. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    I find it funny how a lot of guys are weirded out by girl's sanitary products but yeah, I guess this one guy does have a valid excuse.
     
  14. IamnotaMan

    IamnotaMan I am Thor. On sabba-tickle. Still available via us

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    Things to do when bored:-

    1)get some acid tabs and put one in your boss's drink

    2)go to a fancy dress shop , get a cop's uniform and see how many "on the spot fines" you can do in 1 hour.

    3)set fire to a public building ( whilst wearing the above cops uniform).

    4)play the kids game "Murder in the Dark"
    ... but actually murder one of the players
    ( I tend to have trouble keeping a straight face tho : ( )



    :)
     
  15. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    That is the best...:D They should make a horror movie about bloody tampons...:D
     
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