Punish the person above you

What did I do wrong, and what method of penal correction are you going to use to make sure I don't do it again?

 

You are breaking the forum rules by multiple posting, therefore I am going to punish you by calling you a bastard. Don't do it again!

 

That's a bit harsh isn't it?

 

You are guilty of talking to yourself in my presence.

The penalty? 15 lashes.

 

get laid.

 

Why haven't I ever landed you as a judge? Man....I'd have done all my community service if THAT was ordered.

 

The sound of your nuts smacking against another man's nut sack never seems to convince even the most silver haired judge that you've been laid.

 

No, but when your mom strolls in walking knock-kneed and identifies me as "the man who did this", I'll be fine.

 

I remember her telling me about that. From what she told me it was the lawyers choice to call you "man". Its been nothing but respect for me ol' pa since.

 

No kitteh! My cheesy puffs!

<kick>

 

literally just started 12. hilarious

 

for laughing without my permission, water drop torture

 

You get blown up for being mean to happy person!

 

Your are punished for using quotes in your signature. You will be eaten...live...by a pack of chihuahuas :lol:

 

you will be slapped on the wrist for laughing at emelia's painful death!

 

For the crime of being constantly in your undergarments, you are to be stripped of all rights to covering your nudity until your pubes turn a nice shade of Californian blonde from over exposure to the sun.

 

Can pubes do that? I would love bleached pubes, even though I dont like having them at all really.

 

For your love of blonde pubes, you will be punished with the horrible task of dyeing your pubes maroon and green! haha.

 

I'm unsure as to the answer to this question. Perhaps you would have more luch posing it in the Bare All forum.

It will surely be a horrible task as red hair is notorious for it's difficulty to dye.

 

i punish you for not punishing anyone!

I shall feed you to a thousand ducks!!!