the off-topic thread

Bummer
I love nuts but eating them sends my tummy into a frenzy
Along with cows milk, yeast, sugar
I hope i dont pass on my allergies. Although it does kind of force a healthy diet on the plus side

 

Knew it'd get you Ny! I got stuck and gave up tho

 

I have a healthy diet, but two of my favourite fruit I am allergic to! Kiwi and orange is a no go for me. Makes my mouth and throat itch.

 

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

'cos crunch corners rock my socks. Uh, thats if I was wearing any socks, which I'm not... So they'll have to rock my toenails instead. But a toenail cruch corner would be gross, so I don't mean it literally...

 

uh uh we gonna party like it's ya birthday

 

Appaaareeeently, trousers that are too short for oneself can't simply be reclassified as 3/4 lengths.

 

Turn them up so they do look like 3/4 lengths, otherwise you'll just get ankle bashery things.

 

too late, swapped to my uber-baggy jeans, which is good, coz their all kinds of comfy (aside from uncomfy obviously)

 

Erm, Augustine: Evil is a lack of godness in the world, Ireneaus: Free will is the root of evil, uhhh, I think

 

men are useless it's true

 

I finally got a text from him a few minutes ago. He managed to survive another flora day.

 

shake it like a polaroid picture

 

Somebody come and throw peanuts at me

 

or cashews

 

I just ate week-old salad for lunch, I'm staaaaarviiing!!!

 

I am definately going to invest in Freesat. I wonder if I will be able to use a standard Sky box? I can get sky boxes for around 20 quid. I could probably get a second hand satelite dish and install it myself. Then ring up Sky and get them to send me a Freesat card. Can I do this?

 

Heeeeeee!

 

I'm so bored I'm thinking of joining facebook:uhoh2:

 

Join, join, join, join

Then you can be harassed by idiots sending application requests and i can vandalise your wall