the off-topic thread

Start growing food Quoth, fill any spare space in your room with gro bags then plant potatoes or summet (summet being weed)

 

Ive completely lost my appetite tonight

 

There is one sure fire way of waking up in the morning - dancing aroud to Dolly Parton. Although 9 to 5 depresses me because my working day is 7am -9.30pm.

 

well, well, well....

 

I just HATE stepping in water when i have my socks on
I learnt about nipples today
NIPPLES

 

Nipples can make for fun playthings. It's amazing how much damage they can take.

 

Youre telling me!

 

It still facinates me how many evil things I can do to someone's nipples, you can do even more if you tie them down well enough!

 

Get this: I saw Pocoyo the other day and it was so funny!!!!!

Ellie had this golf set. The pocoyo wanted to learn how to play golf. He picked up Pato and attempted to use him as a gold club:lol: I think he would have scored a Birdie!

 

lol! I'm debating what I shall do once I've turned the computer off for the day. Play Final Fantasy or watch a film.

 

I am not sure how long this heatwave will last, but I fear that the ducks will get heatstroke.

 

"I just made you get up for no reason whatsoever. I love being in control of you. Who's my bitch? You're my bitch. Now close it, bitch."

That was Alex's text to Louise.
I told him to send her another tonight. He said he would at 3.

 

Sounds like the text's I send to my boyfriend!

 

Turn ... computer ... off ... does ... not ... compute ...
malfunction
malfunction

 

haha... lol but he woke her up with them, he probably does like her actually. they had this whole debate in art because Louise has Alex's no. but not Annas when actually Anna and Louise have been friends for longer. LOL

EDIT: Lithium broke.

 

Sounds as if you are trying to run Windows Vista on a Commodore 64.

 

Uh huh. I was at work counting ballot papers last week and I sent texts to my boyfriend saying I want food there when I finish, and beer, and a coke, and ciggarettes. They'd better be there or you will be punished!

 

I definitely require some kind of biscuit

 

I am glad I don't have sunstroke today, after a hard day's graft in the sun. My two comrades were not so lucky unfortunately.

I have been listening to a blues album whilst drinking scotch, and now I have the blues

 

I donned my shorts today, its not a pretty sight.