Dumb stoner moments.

trying 2 cut a bowl outa a apple -_-. pice of shyt apple.

 

lol yeah he did...we just like awkwardly made eye contact for a few seconds and i paid and left.

and dude how did u get that cut from trying to make a hole in an apple? that sucks man...next time just use a pen...less dangerous lol

 

i tried 2 cut a chung out of the top of the apple nd i was usen a box cutter nd that shyt wud not cut, so i used more force nd the box cutter slipped through the apple nd cut my hand -_-. needless 2 say it blew my high. but i went 2 the hopostal high nd they put sum shyt in me 2 numb me while i got stiches.. it was awesome :].

 

I do all kinds of dumb shit like forgetting what I was suppose to do, losing shit all that.
Just today I was looking in my stash box to see if I had stuff left and I have a pill bottle (big one) filled with all my seeds from the past 9 months and i noticed there was a baggie in there so I opened the bottle and spilled the seeds everywhere, dang.

hm what else..
OH! Once I was smoking a joint and I went to grab it from my mouth and I pushed it up and burned the space between my 2 nostrils. It was pretty bad it even had a nasty scab. And how the hell do you explain that to anyone who doesnt know you smoke?

thats all thats happened really recently but alot of the stuff that other people said has happened to me to.

 

I slowly spun in circles with my hands over my eyes. I also forgot how to use a lighter. I knew a guy who hid cookies everywhere at my friend's house once when we were all high together.

 

leaving my scale out for my mothers taken

 

This is a funny thread. This one really made me start laughing out loud. haha.

One time my dad had called me after school to pick up a bday cake for my little bro. I ended up taking a "shortcut" home that i remembered taking when i was really little. got lost and was 30 mins late with the cake n everyone was waiting for me. i think they knew i was ripped..

 

Dude one time i was getting high with my older brother and a couple of my friends and i we were passing around my bros bong and after my like 7th or 8th hit i held it in and looked down at my friends foot cuz i thought that he told me to do that but no one said anything and i told everyone to look at his feet but everyone looked at me like i was stupid but i was really high

 

i tried paying a cashier with a piece of paper instead of money while i was buying stuff for the munchies at a 7-11, the cashier called me back and i thought she knew i was stoned and wanted to see some id. but it was all good, she just laughed and i paid her what was due. but i have to admit at that moment i got a little paranoid.

 

A lot of times I forget how to use a lighter and always use the phrase "how do you work this contraption?" Heh. Oh and one time I accidently caught a trash can on fire.

 

hehe contraption is by far one of my favourite words good form ol chap

 

I got SOO many of these.

Last saturday, I left my case of cigarettes, with five still in it, at the gas station we were eating munchies at.

Later that day, I took the bus home, and left my phone on the bus!

I got my phone back earlier today, but I never saw the cigs again lol

 

I hit my head on the open trunk lid as I reached in to get my backpack.
After watching Phantom of the Opera for 15 minutes, I asked, "Dude, what movie is this?"

I know there's more I just can't think of them.

 

let's see....lots of things, like calling the wrong number or taking forever to get something done....


and then there was that time at the mcdonalds drive-thru....

 

My friend and I were real high and had bad ass munchies so we walk up to mcdonalds and order heck lots of foods. While waiting for the food, my friend was eating what he tought to be ''his'' fries (they were the girl beside us). Whe he Realized the girls was looking at him weird he babbled something real weird like ''blory kolio ma'ame''.

No need to say I was laugthing my ass off to death the whole time. After I had to explain him what he had done, and he just burst in laughter and so did I. One of the employee ask us to leave because we were making to much noise.

LOL I hadnt notice at that tim,e but evryone was staring at us !

 

i hang a stick of incense from the cieling, get stoned, and immediately walk into the burning stick.

 

i wanted to bring this back cause i thought it was a fun thing anyway the other day smokeing with a girl"friend" of mine i went to hand her the blunt and fucken burned her hand lol i was so mad at myself and i was walking back then noticed like 10 times hey wheres the clear eyes that shit was in my pocket all damn day i couldn't remember seems to happen alot


also my cuddy got high with me for the first time in a month and that fool was biting me and fucking trippin hard the next day he asked what happen and i told him we started fucking laughing so hard

also i was listening to my ipod and was like why the fuck can't i hear my friend lol i thought i was deaf shit scared me sober lol (not realy)

i was like why does he sound like tupac and mac dre lmao

 

Lets see, I ordered a ton oh food at McD then relized I forgot my wallet at home (that is a horrble situation) I couldn't even go back...
I have stuck a 360 game in my PS3 which brings up a little box saying "This is a Xbox 360 game" And I kept think "I FUC***G KNOW THAT, NOW PLAY!"

Oh and my friend came out of th bathroom laughing hysterically...I asked him what happened, his reply "I went in and shut the door, and then I blinked and thought ' HOW THE FU** DID ANTONIO (me) TURN OUT THE LIGHTS?!?!?' I was laughing so hard at that...

 

Ok, so this is not very funny, (or it is, depending on your sence of humor) but back in 2001, when I was a freshman, my bud and I were stupid stoned (so high you can't even really walk ) and sitting in History class.
I saw my teacher was pulling out the T.V. from the closet, and every one around me was talking about some crazy non-sence, I was to stoned to really care.
So she turns the TV on in time to see the second plane crash into the world trade center, and everyone is flipping out.
Everyone watched as the building fell, etc.
After awhile I turned to my bud and said:
"Dude, this movie sucks..... "
The smart girl next to me explained that it was really happening, right now and made me feel like an ass...

 

i always think i lose my bag of herb right after. and check the most obvious pockets last.