NEED HELP fast please

hey, i got court in two days and im gonna get drug tested i was busted on the 10th for alchohol but im a minor so they test me. I know alchohol is out of my system but i smoked everyday for a year and a half and i took a test i bought yesterday and failed do the detox drinks that u drink an hour before the test work? if not wat else can i do please help me so i dont get possesion of marijuana also also

thanks

 

go get some jello mix and put it in a gallon of water and drink it an hour before your test.

 

that doesnt sound very reliable

 

Start drinking as much water and cranberry juice as possible NOW!

You might also want to get some Vitamin B pills.

I don't think it is too late. Good Luck!

 

the jello is you best bet, It is supposed to jellify for a bit on the walls of something and absorb the THC. its too late for cranberry juice, that would make more THC come out and so make it worse. thin out your piss by drinking a ton, and color it by taking a bunch of vitamin B. or use a friends piss.

 

It coats your kidney and dosent release any of the toxins just shoots liquids straight through. You drink water..it comes out as water minus some nutrients..no backlogged thc count

 

none of those ways really work all the time.

all you can do is drink like 4 galloms of water 1 or 2 hours before the test.
you will pee like twice and then be peeing pure water.
the test will come up as dilluted

 

For the record im 10/10 with the jello trick. Well enough tries to say 100% if done correctly.

 

dude pound back the water hard core and take pain killers not to many but enoguh to dilute your piss so take like 3 2hours befor the test and also lots of vitamin b

 

dilute was the wrong word i ment fuck i caint think of it but it makes it so the test isnt accurate

 

i think it is diluted....friends have done that and had to retest later b/c it was diluted

 

yeah maybe that was the word then but yeah
and lots of courts will reschedule for like the next week
and by that time youll be clean

 

nah they will hair test me if i piss diluted they moved my court date to the eigth so i got a little more time

 

FUCK YES i took a piss test i bought and passed im hyped

 

which method did you end up using?