The day they almost caught me

Last Thursday was the closest I ever was to getting caught. I had smoked a fat joint inbetween passing periods and i walk into my 4th period class late as fuck. When i sit down my teacher smiles at me, then quickly hops up and goes to the phone. Im like "WTF?" and i hear people saying i reek of marijuana and sure enough my teacher was calling the principal and then tells me to go to the office. On my way to the office i ditch my weed cannister, luckily, its just a jar i keep my weed in and there was no weed in it so i just through it in the garbage. I go to the office and they search EVERYTHING and find nothing. They say i reek of weed badly and they even smelled my hands and confirmed i had used marijuana. They even called the school's cop but luckily he was on patrol. They said my eyes were red but luckily i had missed school the day before because of a cold, so they accepted that as a good excuse. So because of the lack of proof, they just called my parents and let me go. What did i learn from this expierience? Well, from now on im not gonna hide the smoke by blowing it in my shirt!

 

I know kids are going to do it but i feel stuff like this gives marijuana users a bad name. School is your Career, treat it as such. Get your education then make the conscious decision to smoke pot be it after high school or simply after school when you're at your house. Don't mean to lecture but your situation isn't 'cool' or 'impressive' : /

 

hahahaha i really laughed out loud when i read this. hahah how ould u possibly think that was a good idea. anyways common u know weed and school just dont mix. i guess if u must, do it off school grounds befor school only. but common just dont. however if u simply must get high during school, although i am in no way suggesting this, i suggest u get an education, take hydrocodone. thats what i did for the entire first semester (but after that semester i was failing all my classes and had to work my fucking ass of to get a 2.3 for graduation). but do as i say not as i do i thought id simply give u examples of how i used drugs befor and during school and was never close to being caught.

 

Yeah dude you don't wanna blow the smoke in your shirt. It'll just make you smell like weed, even more. hahaha

 

Don't toke at school bro, wait until afterwards.... as gay as that is

 

Don't listen to these people, burn when you want to burn. School was always better stoned. So what if you do get busted sometime, it's not the end of the world.

 

HAHHAA i knew id turn some heads with the blowing in shirt comment. Well, i hardly smoke at school because i dont like taking the risk but usually when i blow smoke in my shirt, it will smell for a few minutes then it seems just being out on a windy day blows the smell off quickly, but i now realize this isnt always true. And i only did it cause i take big hits and didnt want a huge cloud of smoke up in the air in a risky area.

 

No dude. If you blow the smoke in your shirt, your shirt will absorb the smell and hold it in there. You may not be able to smell it, but that's because you have gotten used to it, but everyone else can still smell it.

I was kicked out of school because my clothes absorbed the smell. I always went to school stoned, but I rarely smoked AT school. I think I smoked at school maybe 3 times, but I usually smoked at this abandoned house across the street from school. I would smoke two fatass joints, usually at least 2g each, to the dome in this little closet in the abandoned house, everyday, so I always went to class smelling like weed. My normal teacher didn't care, but we had a substitute teacher one day and he smelled the weed on me about 20 feet away from me. haha We were in one of those modular trailer classrooms; I was on one side, and he was on the other, and he still smelled me. He asked me if I had been smoking weed and I said "yep". Then he took me to the office and I dumped my weed, which was like 2 joints already rolled, in a trashcan on the way to the office. I was so stoned though, that I forgot I had a knife in my pocket, so I almost got arrested for that, being 18 at the time, and I was kicked out of school for coming to class high and having a concealed weapon.

A few months later, I got kicked out of another school for coming to class stoned. Then I gave up on school and went to the army, and was kicked out of the army for smoking weed. haha That was on purpose though....fuck the army.

 

haha your a man full of expieriences! Yeah i guess your right about the shirt. I was just oblivious to it because no one would say i smelled when i usually did that but i think thats because of the fact that i dont do that often. And i was also in one of those modular trailer classrooms when my teacher smelled me too....i guess everyone in the class said i smelled. Haha, live and learn.

 

That's the dumbest thing I've ever read on this website.

 

smoking at school is risky. just eat a cannabis product before school, should hold you over until school is out

 

Just bring a Sploof or whatever they call them. It makes the smoke seem less obvious and smells nothing like weed.

 

If your going to smoke at school just bring cologne, visine, hand creme (the girlier the better, it covers up the smell), mints or gum or something and you'll be fine. Its not that hard not to get caught if you come prepared.