You Owe America A Debt Of Gratitude!!

Sooo JOhn I take it you approve of this idea, I knew you would come around someday bombing can be fun, you just make a game of it and it stops you from feeling anything for the target, and if the food stinks they must go, so we will do this just for you, oh yes and for MamaK she has no use for them either. But we may still need gas to get back any ideas, we are not good at swimming.

Peace

 

Yeah and how about any country that's made up their own alphabet, I mean what’s up with this: а б в г д е ё ж з и й к л м н о п р с т у ф х ц ч ш щ ъ ы ь э ю я? I mean come on when did the number 3 become part of the alphabet?

 

This is amusing

 

Allow me to translate for you, Dear America we hate you and because of that we should be bombed into a state of oblivion, of course you will send money after the fact so we will like you, oh yeah the number 3 means no checks just cash.

Peace

 

Indeed and the best part is that JOhn is on board with us, she gets it now. I knew way down deep JOhn was a good head.

Peace

 

it's definitely make the news in the usa, when the news reporters go around asking random people at walmart if they knew where finland is.

 

:lol:

 

You mean was, don't you?

 

pfft. if every country was that reasonable we wouldn't have terrorists.

 

If we make a good impression by cooking every damn Penguin in Antarctica with napalm and catch some of them running around on fire on film and run it on the news, then leave nothing standing in Finland but their crappy food, we may be able to make it worthwhile for them to knock it off, I mean if we are cooking penguins and snuffing out the Fins for no reason other we think they need it, the terrorists might see the light, Na that won't happen so we should next head to Saudi Arabia and hit the hell out of them just because they have more money than us. I still think we need to take out Ohio.

Peace

 

yeah, i've never met anyone from ohio. i don't think anyone else has, either. i think ohio is just a very sneaky tax shelter and staging place for choosing candidates where there are no real voters.

 

Anyone who has been dive bombed by the Canadian Goose Force is afraid very afraid!
They're everywhere,
They're everywhere!

 

i aim for them. the cost of meat in the usa is getting outrageous.

 

Just the other day a Canadian goose flew out in front of my bus and I hit it. I thought I'd killed it when it flew up and and away from the bus. I then realized that I had just goosed a goose!

 

So I take it we can go ahead and have target pratice with Ohio, stellar, and you are not alone in not having met anyone from Ohio, you can't meet them they are all comatose so they can't respond to you. They are all confused by the tag the Buckeye state, they don't know what the hell a buckeye is, so they fell unconscious trying to use their pathetic little minds to figure it out, wait--- this might not be any fun, I mean bombing a bunch of zombies, whats the point, and what would that look like on the 6:00 news we need to see people wiggling around while on fire, they will just lay there and smolder no fun in that. And they don't have any voters, just bad football teams.

Originally Posted by mamaKCita
Originally Posted by mitten_kitten
Be careful..those geese make up half of our Air force..be afraid be very afraid...


Sooo does this mean Canada is fair game again, if so great, they ignore our disire to posses them, what about Manifest Destiny, dosen't that mean anything to them. Arrogant lot. Can we start with Quebec we need to get the French ones first, I don't think I like the French, Wait a minute why not just hit France proper we have no use for them. I would like to use Napalm on them, wonder what a frenchman would smell like while on fire. Wait no no we can't bomb them because we would then have to save them like always, we would have to fight ourselves to rescue them. This will not do, I need to figure this out first. In the mean time may I suggest Argentina once again, I don't know what it is down there but I know they are up to something, they are just to quiet. Not a good sign, they should be telling us how much they hate us, yet they say nothing. I say hit them.

Peace

 

:lol:

 

:toetap: i have you know i'm from Ohio originally ... though saying that my parents weren't from there and we moved when i was 3 to NY ... but still. I know what a buckeye is thank you. :tongue:
(1) a type of tree with a very specific looking nut attached to it (top of picture)

(2) a yummy delicious dessert treat made from peanut butter and chocolate (bottom of picture)

 

i dont owe america, jack shit.

 

you owe it to yourself to post something amusing, though, to prevent us from mocking you.

 

Maybe that's as amusing as he gets?